Parche
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:47 PM
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There Is A Hot Item Sitting Next To Me At The Libree |
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What should I do?
:woohoo: :hi:
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rcrush
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:48 PM
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1. Just reach out and grab something. |
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It works 100% of the time.
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MissMillie
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:53 PM
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3. well, if you're looking for an assault charge it will! |
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:52 PM
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2. Look up every once in a while. If you make eye contact, smile. |
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Who knows where that simple gesture might lead?...
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:55 PM
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:57 PM
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you can't spell.....
not till the second date anyway
:)
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:57 PM
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7. You remember the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally? |
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It's so much more effective in the library.
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:58 PM
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8. Well, first tell her to stop pressing the Enter button. n/t |
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:59 PM
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9. If you have anything to eat offer some. |
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Fruit, like grapes, gum, a mint, have some yourself and offer hottie a bite. If hottie eats something, ask for a bite for yourself, the audacity might just win her over, or she may refuse, in which case she is stingy and not worth your time. Pretend like your pen ran out of ink or break the lead on your pencil, then ask to borrow one. Again, if she refuses in a mean way, she isn't worth your time. Good luck!
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