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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:46 PM
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Q-tip addicts check in
if I don't Q the ears once a day it's not a good day. I don't care what the health critics say
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:46 PM
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i don't feel clean if i haven't cleaned my ears
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:46 PM
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1. Don't change the subject.
We were talking about boobs in the libree.

:crazy:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:47 PM
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2. former addict here, after a pretty bad ear infection brought on by my incessant use
of q-tips i have given them up. I don't buy tham anymore and the ones i still had i threw away.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:48 PM
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3. Q-tips are also good for...
:rofl: :rofl: :hi: :hug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 04:53 PM
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4. Oi, I ain't stickin' it there!
:wow:
:hurts:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 05:08 PM
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6. I play with my cat using a Q Tip.
She loves it.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:08 PM
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13. My cat Grrlie...
loves to go through the bathroom garbage can, find the used Q-tips, and suck on the waxy ends! :puke: :puke:

I love my cats, but damn they are disgusting sometimes.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:13 PM
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14. My roommate's cats must do that, too....
because I find q-tips (with most of the cotton gone) all over the damn house!

It's official: cats are weird!

:hide:
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:21 PM
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16. That sounds about right!
:D
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 05:04 PM
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5. I wear hearing aids...
and those foreign objects in my ears produce a lot of wax. When I was a kid and tried to get fitted with molds, the audiologist said they couldn't do it because of all the wax.

I went in to the ENT doctor and he dug in my ears and popped them out. I swear to god, my ears popped like a champagne bottles!! When they scooped out the wax.Pretty wild!

Ever since then I have become a Q-tip addict and keep my ears super clean!!
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 05:17 PM
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7. Two things better than Q-Tips....
First, I wear earplugs when I sleep because I work nights and sleep days, so those alone clear out lots of wax because the wax adheres to the 'plugs when I remove them. Buy a container of 60 'plugs and they last for months. Second, I bought some large plastic syringes (as in 2oz size) at a local pharmacy and I use them to wash out my ears when I feel too much wax in there. Last time I irrigated my ears because my hearing was a bit off, a piece of wax the size of a pinto bean came out of my left ear. I am not kidding.
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Mugu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 06:40 PM
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8. When the voices refuse to shut up
I poke them with a Q-tip.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 11:19 AM
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9. But sometimes the Q-tip doesn't work - then what
:cry:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 11:21 AM
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10. They are so bad for the ears but it feels soooo good!!
My name is Shell Beau, and I am a q-tip addict.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 11:27 AM
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11. Me too, I need my Q-tip fix every day
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:03 PM
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12. Eargasims....
That's what I call that satisfied feeling I get from of digging a Q-tip much further down my ear canal than is recommended. :D

I have liquidy waxy ear and allergies, a lethal combo -- any little bit of wax and my ears are itching like crazy.

I feel about Q-tips that Chuck Heston felt about guns! Pry'em if you dare! :D
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:19 PM
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15. I like to stick them in one ear.
Tilt my head and catch it as it comes out the other ear.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:22 PM
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17. Stop it !
It's not wax it's your brain that's leaking!!1!
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 12:34 PM
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18. I love a good eargasm, but one of my cats is a total Qtip junkie.
Thinks it's the best cat toy EVER.

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