MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:43 PM
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Some of MrsCoffee's friends are in town, and I really don't want to hang out with them.
"I really don't want to hang out with your lame friends" is just not gonna cut it.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:44 PM
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MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:44 PM
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2. That's not an excuse, it's god's honest truth |
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:51 PM
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3. I would just say I don't feel like hanging with the gals tonight! |
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I wouldn't mind at all if my husband told me that.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:52 PM
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5. That seems entirely reasonable to me, too. (nt) |
MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:02 PM
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10. The problem is, she doesn't want to hang out with them either... |
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I'm supposed to be the excuse for why we have to bail after a couple of hours.
They're gonna be a long couple of hours, though.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:51 PM
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You should be introduced to them and then go about your own life. I always find it weird when women get together at a friend's house and the husband hangs out with us. At this stage in my life, I like hen parties with no cocks allowed.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:53 PM
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6. "Well, I won't be hungry after that pastrami, anchovie, garlic, Limburger, onion, and bean sub..." |
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... but if you still want me to join..."
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:55 PM
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7. I think most of my friends like my husband better than they like me. |
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I am usually glad he doesn’t want to hang out with us.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:56 PM
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8. Can't you just tell your wife that? |
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they're her friends so i can understand why you don't want to hang out with them. Hell when my sister comes to visit my husband cannot get on that plane to China fast enough but i ain't mad at him, i envy him.
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Fri Feb-27-09 03:56 PM
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9. You downloaded 2 Gigs worth of Max Hardcore movies at work |
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and will be at home psyching yourself for her return
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MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:03 PM
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11. I believe we have ourselves a winner |
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:05 PM
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12. Well believe it or not... |
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But I'm more comfortable with women than with men.At first they hold back because there's a
man with them but after an hour or two I'm included in the circle and they forget that
I'm a dude.And no I'm not gay.About 80% of my friends are women and I enjoy the conversations
a lot.
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MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:07 PM
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13. Gender has nothing to do with it...I loathe everyone equally. |
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This is a married couple and their FOUR kids.
I'm thinking of doing the honorable thing and committing seppuku.
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:15 PM
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:08 PM
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14. You have a guest appearance at my D&D game tonight? |
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ok, I doubt that will fly...
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MrCoffee
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:09 PM
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15. Is that tonight? Oh, sorry, I have to hang out with MrsCoffee's friends. |
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:11 PM
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:12 PM
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17. Walk naked into the room when they're all present. |
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The desire for you to not hang out will be all theirs. Plus you can feign hurt feelings and get extra Scooby Snacks from the Missus.
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:14 PM
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18. Sweet pickle relish, they'd better not expect me to dress for them |
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I draw the line somewhere...in the snow...with no hands.
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:14 PM
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19. Tell her you're going to the store, then disappear until morning. |
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Then call home and tell her you just escaped and that she doesn't have to pay the ransom. :+
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Fri Feb-27-09 04:15 PM
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21. That was my excuse for not going to my sister's wedding. |
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