My fecking soon to be ex has more balls than brains

[mcctatas]

so after he whined about splitting of assets at our first hearing (resulting in having my assets frozen until the next hearing even though his attorney and mine think he is being ridiculous because I am walking away from the house and asking for next to nothing) he had the balls to call may mom to see if she would ask me to pay part of the cable bill, um hello asshole, I have no access to my $ thanks to you and now you want me to pay your bills on services in the house that I am no longer living in and have literally asked for him to be GIVEN in my filing?

*oh and did I mention, before our court date he took $2000 out of savings and never accounted for it so he actually has cashflow?

:rant:

[bluesbassman]

1. Sorry 'bout that Darlin'.

Want I should call some "friends" I have in Detroit?:smoke:

[mcctatas]

4. I keep hoping he will follow through on his threat to go work in Iraq

for a year (I know, i am a bad, evil woman O8) )

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. He does

and we can solve this problem.....quick, fast and in a hurry.

[leftyclimber]

2. Now hang on a minute.

How on earth did you end up marrying MY ex-husband????? :wow:

I will pass to you the wise words that a good family friend who is also a fantastic family attorney shared with me during my parallel ordeal:

When people get divorced, they go temporarily insane.

I've been through the fire and made it out the other side. You will, too. Promise. :hug:

[mcctatas]

3. Thank you, it is always good to hear that it will get better...

of course my attorney (mr. detached reasonable former Marine that he is) keeps telling me, "the more of an asshole he makes himself look like, the better it is for you in the long run). I suppose that is true and given his win record he knows his stuff, but there are moments when bbm's alternative looks better and better :P

[leftyclimber]

7. This is very, very true.

I let mine keep the house because it would cost more than it was worth to make all the necessary repairs (black mold, bad wiring, leaky foundation, basement prone to flooding, lath-and-plaster that was coming apart, radiators that didn't work, very little insulation, etc., etc., etc.) and had to fight my own attorney tooth and nail not to take an equalization payment, which would have meant selling that money pit and not saddling him with it. :evilgrin:

Let him be the ass. The family court judge will love you all the more for taking the moral high ground. ;)

[RiffRandell]

5. Where's the boyfriend?

He can help you out, right? He seems like a nice guy. You seem really into each other.

[mcctatas]

6. I am not saying I need help I am just gobsmacked by his audacity

I have all three kids 80% of the time and I am not asking him to pay my bills, it is astounding to me that he expects me to pay his, I have what I need for the kids and I, but not for his ass too

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. You know whatever you need, whenever

I love you.. :hug:

[mcctatas]

16. not having this argument again baby...

(the only ones I ever lose are the ones when I try to say no to help from you).

ILY 2 :loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. Well as far as Im concerned

those babies are my babies..

(you already knew that)

ILY eternally.. :loveya:

[no name no slogan]

8. I should introduce him to my ex. They'd make a splendid couple

Between them, they'd have four balls, and no brains.

Mine did something very similar. When we split, we had approx $8k in a savings account. We kept the account in her name, although the $$$ in it came from both of us.

When we split, I asked for $2k from the account to retain a lawyer. Not only did she deny me the $$$, she took the entire account, and THEN went after a couple of retirement accounts that were in my name and contained money that I made from BEFORE we were married-- i.e., non-marital assets.

Divorce really brings out the worst in people.

[flvegan]

9. You want Paddy and I should go on a road trip?

I can be pretty convincing. Serious.

[DarkTirade]

10. Is it you that's convincing...

or is it just your tire iron's winning personality?

[Inchworm]

11. Need a driver?

:grr:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. I tried that approach

she wont let me....No conjugal visits in WI... :rofl:

[flvegan]

15. You're the alibi.

As suspect number one, you're not allowed to do anything. We were at the pub, remember?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

17. Oh yeah..

can you bring one of the pitbulls?

[flvegan]

20. See, I can't.

Then there's a link. A smoking gun. Best just to be a ghost.

Besides, my pits are too nice. I've ruined them. Unless he's coming onto my property, or coming after me, they're useless for violence.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. I just wanted them to look mean

although he has issues with squirrels....mwaahahahahaa

[flvegan]

22. I have a rescue bunny. He appears quite ill-tempered at first notice.

Wouldn't want him to piss himself.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

23. rofl

outstanding..

[seemunkee]

33. This one?

[Lil Missy]

27. I could offer my vicious pup. He'd kiss him to death.

No trail.

[ThomCat]

25. Can you pick me up on the way?

My wheelchair weighs a good 300 pounds without me in it. I'd like to run this bastard over a few times. His hair needs a new part down the middle. x(

[Inchworm]

12. My ex rouged my paychecks from the mail

for 3-4 months.

It was a rough couple months.

It'll get better.

:hug:

[ThomCat]

26. I hope you filed charges for theft.

x(

How the hell did your ex cash your checks? :grr:

:hug:

I'm glad there is life after that kind of hell.

[ThomCat]

24. I hope your attorney kicks his ass.

And then kicks it again for good measure. x(

What the hell is he thinking? :grr:

[mcctatas]

28. Words cannot express how wonderful it is to be surrounded by

such caring (and fantastically twisted) people, all y'all are outfeckingstanding! :grouphug:

[stewartcolbert08]

29. Unbelievable!

I hate men! I will rant with you on this. When me and mine split I was devestated, I was the one who suggested the split but I didnt think it had to get so ugly and we had a house together. I didnt want anything, ANYTHING I just wanted to move out, get my own place and start over. That wasnt good enough, he made it where I had to give him money, AND i got stuck w/ all the debt, AND I got stuck w/ the house and he took all the furniture, he took all my pictures on his computer and hid them from me, he posted a personals site on adult friend finder .com which is the raunchies website I have ever seen and told everyone I left him for someone else so they would all hate me and take his side. Which is total bullshit but he is right no matter what...........which was the problem in the first place so............LOL yeah! Yours is worse but I still hate him and all men! :toast:

[ccharles000]

30. ...

:hug:

[Callalily]

31. It does take some nerve

to ask you to pay his cable bill.

As well you know, just take the high road, it will pay off in the end.

And if you're lucky, he'll piss off the judge on that final day (mine did). Judges don't like to be disrespected. ;)

Good luck and hang in there. It'll be over in hmmmmm 169 days now? (or something like that).

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

32. I went back to my first ex owning three cars, a house full of antiques...

and a Harley. She ran me off again with the Harley and two changes of clothes. She sold everything else. It just wasn't worth killing her over.

[NewJeffCT]

34. My ex-wife did similar with our limited savings

and I even bounced a check during the divorce process because she neglected to tell me and I thought we had like $1,000 in the checking account at the time...and it was really close to 0