I just found out LostinVA threw a molotov cocktail yesterday, and it wasn't into GD

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

It was into our FRONT YARD.

Yep, she was using the starter gel to light the pellet stove, and it didn't catch right. So, she did what she ALWAYS tells me not to do and squirted more gel onto the fire. Apparently, the flame arced up the gel and caught the top of the bottle on fire.

Instead of throwing it into the sink (8' feet away), she carried it across the living room and threw the flaming bottle onto the lawn. I missed the whole thing, because I was out back.

Our neighbors must have been wondering what the crazy lesbian was doing throwing a flaming bottle onto the front lawn.

[KamaAina]

1. Terra! Terra!! Terra!!!

Quick! Get out the duct tape and plastic sheeting!! :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. It must have been quite a show at our house this weekend

Chainsaws and smashing down the wall with the maul, followed by a molotov cocktail.

[Kali]

3. WTF?

No pics?!!!! Geez you guys have all the fun and we don't even get pictures?x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. It could have been some cool pictures

All 95lbs of me smashing down a brick/cinderblock wall. As LostinVA puts it, I am freakishly strong for my size.

Maybe we can get pictures next weekend when we take down the rest of the wall. And, we're planning on cutting down the scrubby trees in the wooded part of our property, so there is the potential for chainsaw pics at some point soon.

[Kali]

5. and if LostinVA torches or blows anything up - those are a must!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. The funny thing is, I'm usually the one WAY more likely to do something like that

[LeftyMom]

13. Please god no.

If you post pictures of you sweaty and/or using a sledgehammer, flvegan will have a sudden drop in blood pressure to his brain, there will be widespread permanent damage, and I'll spend the next 50 years wiping up drool.

[flvegan]

7. Get with the times.

Nobody ever wonders why a crazy lesbian would throw a flaming bottle anywhere.

Jesus. Do I have to do everything around here?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Our neighborhood is a freak show most weekends

So it might not have raised too many eyebrows.

[flvegan]

12. I'd show you my "I'm so shocked" face, but I just can't muster it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. It's a nice neighborhood, just a really odd mix of people

[Marrah_G]

8. Oh what I would give for a picture of that !

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I'm upset I missed it

I was just wondering what the hell a bottle of starter gel was doing in the front yard.

[CreekDog]

9. i swear, it must be like living next to the Clevers

wait. :wtf: :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I figure we still attract less attention than the people across the street

He does elaborate stretches in his driveway every morning before he runs, and his wife has an inability to speak in a normal tone of voice. I always feel like she's screaming at me.

A typical conversation:

Her: WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT?
Me: Border Collie.
Her: HE DOESN"T LOOK LIKE A BORDER COLLIE
Me: He's a working one, not an AKC one.
Her: HE DOESN'T HAVE PAPERS? MY DOG WAS IN WESTMINSTER.
Me: He has papers.
Her: BUT HE'S NOT REGISTERED IN THE AKC.
Me: He's a working dog. Different registry.
Her: OH. I'M BREEDING MY BITCH NEXT MONTH.

[sasquatch]

16. Yay, I love it when people get caught in there own hypocracy

:rofl: