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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:02 PM
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Anyone wanna shake hands with me?
Edited on Sat Apr-25-09 09:03 PM by LeftyFingerPop
My palms are cold, clammy and sweaty, and my fingers are splaying unnaturally. Also, my breath smells kinda funny....well not funny....it actually smells kinda bad.

But I would love to shake your hand.

Let's do it, ok?
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leftrightwingnut Donating Member (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:05 PM
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1. I've been eating cheese pizza with lots of garlic powder
and my hands are greasy and gritty from the garlic powder and I would love to shake your hand.

My breath stinks, unless you've been eating garlic too.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:05 PM
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2. I'd be happy to. Give me a minute to finish.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:12 PM
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3. uh sure, I just need to put these calf fries somewhere...
:evilgrin:
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