Lasher
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Fri May-01-09 02:26 AM
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I've always said we would have a black President when pigs fly. |
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Well now we have President Obama and swine flu.
I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.
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Aristus
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Fri May-01-09 09:04 AM
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1. As Katherine Hepburn said in "The Lion In Winter": 'There'll be pork in the treetops |
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Fri May-01-09 09:17 AM
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2. There will never be a female prime minister |
guitar man
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Fri May-01-09 10:30 AM
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3. Obama's election was painful for me |
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Let me tell you, monkeys really hurt when they fly out your ass!! :D
If Bu$h and Cheney are prosecuted, it's really gonna hurt....
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JustABozoOnThisBus
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Fri May-01-09 11:13 AM
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4. Fortunately, when my sphincter needs repair |
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due to evacuation of winged monkeys,
the repair will be done in a single-payer health care system with no approvals necessary by insurance company weasels.
C'mon, monkeys, rev up those motors!
:hi:
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guitar man
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Fri May-01-09 11:14 AM
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5. yeah, I should have held out for that one |
Lasher
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Fri May-01-09 05:38 PM
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7. Ha ha ha, I forgot about the monkey thing. |
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Can't come up with a decent pun anyway. :-(
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Fri May-01-09 12:13 PM
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6. What's new about flying pigs?? |
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