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Fri May-01-09 03:36 PM
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what do you do when you find out a DUer has a crush on you? |
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this is new territory for me.
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Fri May-01-09 03:37 PM
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Fri May-01-09 03:39 PM
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Fri May-01-09 03:41 PM
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that is exactly what I was going to say. :)
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Fri May-01-09 03:50 PM
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15. Lionesspriyanka is telling a wee little white lie: I've had a crush on her for six years now. |
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Still waiting for the naked pics...
B-)
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Fri May-01-09 03:38 PM
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Is this a cyber crush, or a MIRL crush? |
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Note: MIRL = meet in real life
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datasuspect
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Fri May-01-09 03:40 PM
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she found out about my titles
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Fri May-01-09 03:42 PM
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8. I'm not a she, loverboy. |
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Fri May-01-09 03:43 PM
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9. shit, i'm the one who has a crush on YOU |
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Fri May-01-09 03:38 PM
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2. I'll let you know if it ever happens. |
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Fri May-01-09 03:39 PM
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4. Question the information |
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Or the sanity of the DUer. :dunce:
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Fri May-01-09 03:42 PM
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Fri May-01-09 03:44 PM
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10. Start 47 threads with their DU name in the title? |
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Fri May-01-09 03:44 PM
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Fri May-01-09 03:45 PM
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all the cool kids are doing it.
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Fri May-01-09 03:46 PM
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13. i took a picture of my weiner when i was drunk |
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and accidentally sent it to my mom
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Fri May-01-09 03:52 PM
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She's seen it before...
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Fri May-01-09 03:53 PM
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18. Would you show us what she saw? |
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Sat May-02-09 01:19 AM
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34. Thanks for not mentioning my name. |
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Edited on Sat May-02-09 01:19 AM by Heidi
;)
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Fri May-01-09 03:47 PM
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14. You out them to the lounge!!! |
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Who who who who is it!?!?!?!?! :bounce:
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Fri May-01-09 03:53 PM
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17. Well, if there's syzygy or mutual attraction, I'll respond... |
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Mind you, I'll just flirt with lots of people too, but I'm not good at remembering peoples' descriptions unless I'm really in drool mode...
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Fri May-01-09 05:10 PM
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Fri May-01-09 05:42 PM
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20. You post a thread in the lounge ... |
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... asking for advice. That ought to set a lot of folks gossiping about it.
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Fri May-01-09 05:44 PM
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Edited on Fri May-01-09 05:44 PM by rug
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Fri May-01-09 05:54 PM
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22. Bite their fucking nose off. |
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GNAW! CHEW! NIBBLE! CHEW!
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Fri May-01-09 06:02 PM
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23. Take it as it comes... |
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It would a whole new experience for me.
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Fri May-01-09 06:18 PM
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24. Play hard to get, act like an arrogant jerk, apologize, wait for them to accept the apology, and... |
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...act like a jerk again. Then say something like "I'd never expect you to accept my apology a SECOND time," then pretend to cry, then manipulate THEM into apologizing to ME, and when they do, say something like "Gosh, honey, I need some time to reflect on this," then go to BevMo and get whatever is the cheapest single-malt on-sale Scotch, come home, grab the ice bucket and a tumbler, and pass out in front of the TV in my underpants watching my old "Matlock" VHS tapes.
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Fri May-01-09 06:18 PM
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Fri May-01-09 07:13 PM
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Fri May-01-09 06:24 PM
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26. I post naked pics of myself in the lounge. |
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Sadly, no one on here has ever had a crush on me.
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Fri May-01-09 06:26 PM
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:P
Seriesly, how the heck would I know? :shrug:
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Fri May-01-09 07:03 PM
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28. I don't answer hypothetical questions... |
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Fri May-01-09 07:07 PM
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29. I tell them calmly and clearly... |
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"With all due respect, LeftyFingerPop, you're just not my type. And you probably should stop applying cranberry juice to your bikini zone. It's turning several shades of red. And not good reds, either."
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Fri May-01-09 07:07 PM
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30. Stalk them. At least, until they get a restraining order. |
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Fri May-01-09 07:08 PM
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31. I'll let you know what I do if I ever find out such information. |
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Fri May-01-09 07:13 PM
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32. If you're me, you become a lot more interested in that DU'er |
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because you're intensely curious as to *why* said person has a crush on you. Eventually, you probably develop a bit of a return crush.
:hi:
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Sat May-02-09 01:24 AM
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Cyber Sex...all teh kool kids are doing it, ya know :bounce:
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Sat May-02-09 02:47 AM
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36. I don't have that problem - I posted my pic once, scared everyond away. |
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