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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 02:53 PM
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Keep me from going outside and hurting someone
My next door neighbor is having a garage sale. So are the people next door to him. This is the 3rd day. Both of these neighbors put yellow caution tape up in front of their yards, I am guessing to keep people from driving up on the grass when they park in front of their house.

But most people are assuming this tape means no parking so they are parking in front of MY house.

No big deal. No one has parked on my grass or stomped on my flowers.

But about a half hour ago my son came inside and told me 2 kids were sitting in a truck beating up on each other in front of our house. I laughed.

Then I heard the horn. Over and over and over, like a car alarm going off. And I look outside and the lights on this truck are flashing. So the alarm is going off. With the 2 kids in the truck still beating up on each other.

Dad comes over and turns off the alarm.

Five minutes later, again the alarm.

It is going off now for the 5th time in 30 minutes.

I am not a violent person but I really want to hurt someone. I can't even hear my TV.

DH said we should go next door and pick out something for free at the garage sale. LOL

I would rather hurt someone.

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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:01 PM
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1. Call the cops or cps
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:08 PM
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2. I will if I hear that horn one more time
:mad:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:09 PM
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3. Full-auto assault rifle means you never have to leave your front door.
:silly:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:14 PM
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4. Hell, you don't even have to leave the tower!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:17 PM
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5. As long as it is louder than that damn horn
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:26 PM
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7. Oh, likely after 150 rounds of .223 the horn blows no more.
Those fire engine sirens though, now those will be loud.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 03:24 PM
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6. The post in which I resort to extortion (for the greater good).
Take one step and the teddy bear gets it.
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