Grover Norquist vs Grover Monster

[Taverner]

Grover Monster is a blue monster

Grover Norquist is just a monster


Grover Monster loves every-bo-dy

Grover Norquist loves Grover Norquist


Grover Monster is a horrible waiter

Grover Norquist is an unwaitable horror


Grover Monster is secretly a superhero (SU-per Grover!)

Grover Norquist is secretly a al Queda operative


Grover Monster was brought to you by the letter "G"

Grover Norquist was brought to you by the symbol "$"


Grover Monster loves his mommy

Grover Norquist wishes he were his mommy


Grover Monster is voiced by Frank Oz

Grover Norquist is from the land of Oz


Grover Monster is a puppet

Grover Norquist is a puppet too!




Can you think of any more?

[Arugula Latte]

1. Grover Monster has a human hand up his heiny

Grover Norquist often has his hands up many GOP heinies

[Taverner]

3. LOVE IT!!!!

Perfect!

[foxfeet]

2. Well, I know which one I'd like to drown in a bathtub.

And it ain't Grover Monster.

[Moondog]

4. WTF?

I'm soooo confused.

[Arugula Latte]

5. This is Grover Monster ... a muppet.

[Chemical Bill]

6. I have a guitar with Grover tuners.

I always say the name just like the blue guy does.

Bill