I'm going to Funkytown in a couple of years. Any suggestions as to what to see?

[Deja Q]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izWRKl06XEY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CImrIKNmBo

[HopeHoops]

1. Um, well, there's really only one answer to that question....

TITTIES!

LOTS OF TITTIES! Big ones, small ones, bouncy ones, TALL ones! TITTIES!

To quote Steve Martin (in reference to his trip to Vegas), "There must be 57 tits up there!"

Leave it to Steve Martin to make it an odd number.

If you can't find any titties, I would suggest a jazz band as an alternative.

THERE IS A REASON GOD MADE TITTIES: Babies need to eat.

And we guys thought it was just for us. :(

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Funkytown is surprisingly well-supplied with museums.

And the Memorial to One-Armed Lubmberjacks Who Died in Freak Redwood Accidents is a can't-miss.