DU Meetup

[LeftyFingerPop]

Date: Thursday, May 28

Place: My house

Time: 7 to 710 PM

Beverages: Warm tap water in plain white Dixie cups

Food: Raisin Bran (1/2 cup per attendee)

Entertainment: A Powerpoint presentation entitled "The Art of Posting Crap"

[S n o w b a l l]

1. Will that thing on your arm be gone?

:scared:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. That's the door prize. It will be in the winner's Dixie Cup.

[S n o w b a l l]

4. Can we pet your yak?

I mean... your puppy?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Yes, but there will be a charge.

[S n o w b a l l]

7. Even if we brought our Furminator combs?

He looked pretty scroungy. I could leave mine for your fur too.

Edit: I spelled Furminator wrong...you probably didn't know what the hell I was talking about!

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. OK. I'll let you. But only if you put your finger in my navel and sing to me.

[S n o w b a l l]

11. Well I suppose I could lip synch

Brittany Spears, Hit Me Baby One More Time. Yeah, I'll do that.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Could you also do Frank Sinatra's "I Did it Sideways"?

[mainegreen]

3. Will there be a quiz?

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yes, you will need to recite your credit card number by memory.

If you can't remember it, I will let you read it off the card.

[Kali]

9. I've seen your crap - I'd PAY to see your powerpoint.

I bet it would be hilarious!


r! there needs to be an r after that you! I have not, and have no desire to see that!

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. You've seen me what?

[Kali]

12. changed it!

:blush: :yoiks:

[madinmaryland]

15. Remind me to never invite you to my house!

Or at least lock the bathroom door!

:rofl:

:hi:

[Kali]

19. well having been a mom and virtually a veternarian, I do have a lot of

poop experience, but generally I prefer NOT to see people poop.

Don't forget to flush!

[Dystopian]

33. omg!!

Your typo!!
:rofl:
Oh how I wish LFP hadn't called attention to it...
I'm crying....I needed that....
My last 24 hours have been somewhere between heaven and hell...
Thank you for the laugh!



peace~

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Is the Raisin Bran vegan?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Yes. It will be the hard to find meatless Raisin Bran.

[jeff30997]

17. And don't forget. to mention...

that you added two scoops of flvegan in the box.:P

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Perhaps I should have asked if the Raisin Bran was flvegan.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

20. The Posting of Art Crap?

You may want to raise the allotment of raisin bran to a full cup each.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. I would, but I don't want anyone using my bathroom.

[Dr. Strange]

22. You think too small, my friend.

It's not a bathroom...it's a CANVAS!

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. I'm afraid of poor brush control and sloppy technique.

[Dr. Strange]

24. In the psychiatric community...

that's referred to as "Pollockphobia."

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. In Ireland, it's called "Fear O'Splatter".

[JackBeck]

26. Which DUers would you want there?

And why would you invite them?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Does your toilet flush?

If so, count me in.

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. Yes, they both do.

And I'll give you the good stuff. I won't make you drink the warm tap water. :hi: :hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. WooHoo!

:woohoo:

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. WOW!!! WHAT A GREAT TIME!! I'll post pics later!

[BuelahWitch]

41. You mean I missed it!

x(

[LeftyFingerPop]

45. You didn't miss much. However, taterguy is still here...

snorting the Raisin Bran. :hi:

[BuelahWitch]

46. Well, it's too late now

But I ate some Raisin Bran & thought of you while I crunched. I hope next time you'll give us more notice so we can do our scoops together. :hi:
Have you gotten rid of Taterguy yet? Or is he still nursing his Raisin Bran hangover?

[S n o w b a l l]

47. He told me he put taterguy to work

[BuelahWitch]

48. I would too if the bastid snorted all my Raisin Bran

That shit's expensive!

[LeftyFingerPop]

49. He ruined my lawn though....

Remnants of all types of bodily fluids caused by drinking way too much beer.

[Shell Beau]

31. That is what I call a party!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. Gonna be hungover tomorrow, Shell!

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

35. I'll definitely been in the bathroom all day with all of that raisin bran!

:o

;)

[Dystopian]

34. Oh joy!

This is the most fuckedupedness I've seen in a while...it just goes on!
:woohoo:
Please don't let it end!
Everyone is going insane with you!! I love it!
I missed too much yesterday.....new doggie.:D

I'll just watch...insanity isn't my thing.;)





peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Is that a yak????

How is your puppy, Dystopian?

Nice to see you posting :hug:

[Dystopian]

42. Yes, you silly!

It says yak under it! I couldn't post a real one!....:o

Thank you for asking:hug:....Maeve is going through adjustment...and she won't leave my side.
I can't leave the house...She's got me trapped here.
I found her sleeping with me this morning after I made up a nice bed for her right next to me.
She's full of love, and doesn't eat out of the rubbish or chew things!
Sloppy kisses...constantly!


I wish I could come but I have this dog here..
I'll have a vicarious experience.... :hug:

Party on!



peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. Awww...

Please give Maeve a hug for me! :hug:

I think that as time goes by, her confidence will improve. That is so great that you took her in...congratulations to you for doing a wonderful thing.

We are going to need to see some pictures at some point in time you know!

Also...I could never host a *real* meetup...too many people want to kill me :sarcasm:

I hope that you, Maeve, *and your entire family* are doing well! :hug:

[Dystopian]

44. Thank you, LeftyFingerPop...

I will give Maeve a big hug from you....:hug:
She's under my chair now...sleeping peacefully....
I'll get some new photos soon...
Just thinking of a meetup at your house cracks me up....it's a happenin' place!
I hope you're doing well, too...
Have a nice night....
:loveya:

peace~

[azmouse]

36. Do I have to wear clothes?

[LeftyFingerPop]

40. That would be entirely up to you....

but no wildness, I don't want the police here. Again.

[styersc]

38. Better ask your mom and dad if we can come over.

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. Hmmmm....that might be a little difficult.