Ouch.

[LeftyFingerPop]

OHHHHHHHHHHH! Fuuuu....

Sorry, I'm venting.

[BarenakedLady]

1. Like this?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Yes! Blowing off steam, if you will...

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

3. What are you inventing?

I'd like to invent a pair of glasses that will allow me to see through clothes as well as make a bitching omelet.

[DarkTirade]

4. What happens if you confuse the two settings though?

I'd imagine that could lead to a both painful and embarrassing incident.

[Dr. Strange]

5. If you switch the two settings, then you get an omelet that looks like a naked Alyson Hannigan.

That'll teach the mods to lock a thread whilst I'm in mid-response!

[DarkTirade]

9. Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

Potentially one of the funniest threads around. D'oh. :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I have a really wild concept...

I envision some kind of device, like a small movie screen attached to a typewriter, that will allow people to "talk" to each other.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Can it make omelets?

'Cause if it can't, then I just don't see it catching on.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Hmmmm.....

You could put a couple of raw eggs on the movie screen and hit it with a propane torch I guess.