Haruka's mother is fucking nuts -- that is all

[LostinVA]

It's too long to go into, but I have never met such a passive-aggressive controlling person in my life. My relatives are nuts, but in a NORMAL way (LeftyMom and Pacifist Patriot can vouch for that).

NEVER live only a few minutes away from your crazed in-laws, kids.

Jeebus.

So, to make me feel better, I want Loungers to tell about their crazy relatives!

[Texasgal]

1. My sister in law

refused to come to my wedding to her brother because she was convinced that I would not do his laundry or "feed him right"... :eyes:

Needless to say she was correct! :evilgrin:

[blogslut]

2. I AM the crazy relative

And damned proud of it. :hi:

[LostinVA]

8. hahahaha

[havocmom]

23. Shit. Why didn't I think of that? What a plan.

And here I spent a lifetime being the sane keeper of the family hearth. Shit, what a fool I've been.

[blogslut]

26. My goal

Is to have little kids run past my house, squeal in excitment and state:

"A witch lives there."

[havocmom]

37. THAT has happened to me

at work

[blogslut]

38. LOL

See? You're on your way! Soon, you'll be sitting on your porch with your jelly jar full of whiskey, yelling at kids to stay off your lawn!

I want the crazy old ladies to take over the world! Who's with me?

[havocmom]

40. Been studying for the crumdgeonhood since I was about 25

Heard about a law in California regarding protests in the state capital building. Seems the law was passed specifically tailored to stop one cranky old man who gave 'em hell just about every day.
Decided that was that I wanted to be when I grew up.

[blogslut]

46. Grumpy, gripey people live longer

It's a fact. :hi:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

43. YES!

I have the outfit around here somewhere, and the jelly jar is no problem.

I'll be the toking old lady, giggling and turning the hose on the kids who get too close.

We keep the balls that land in the front yard, right?

[blogslut]

45. Absolutely

And they only get them back after they've cleaned out our storage sheds.

[havocmom]

50. Balls that land in the yard?

I've just been taking them and nailing them to the wal..... oh, those kinda balls. Nevermind
:blush:

[flvegan]

3. She's your mom too, now.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

9. STFU, Megan

I was going to send you a photo of Haruka in a bikini -- BUT NOT NOW!!!

[flvegan]

19. For some reason, I don't quite believe you.

[LostinVA]

24. Would I lie to you about something like that

[flvegan]

25. Yes, but I'll give you the chance to make an honest woman out of you

by sending me the pic anyway.

I'm all about second chances.

:7

[LostinVA]

29. I can't find it on the computer -- I swear!

I'll take one tomorrow. Let me know when you'll be around and I'll start a thread.

[flvegan]

31. You so mean.

x(

[LostinVA]

32. I PROMISE to post one tomorrow -- I'll take a new one

[flvegan]

33. Yay!!!

[LostinVA]

35. I changed my mind

lol

Let me know when you're online tomorrow afternoon.

[Zavulon]

48. You'll need a witness.

As such, you should send me a copy of that pic so that I can back you up and vouch for you.

I'm only doing this as a public service. ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Lostinva says she's posting it on here

In about two hours.

[AlCzervik]

4. i live 3000 miles away from all of them.

[TZ]

5. Let's put it this way

If I say too much about a certain relative of mine here I'm likely to get another PM from Skinner ...that'd right... My relative is a cyberstalker because I aparantly am a pathological liar:sarcasm:

[LostinVA]

12. Oh Gawd

[TZ]

6. Dupe

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Wait until I spend the night at Haruka's mother's during the meetup.

I'm serious.

[LostinVA]

11. Trust me, this was about a zillion times worse than usual

The worst since she sent Haruka to an Ex-Gay Psychiatrist when she was a teenager.

I'd pay you to do that!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Yeah, this was especially nuts

I'm likely never talking to her or my sister again.

I'm not sure what's worse, making my sister pick sides or invoking my dead dad. Actually, I'm going to go with the dead dad thing.

[Left Is Write]

10. I wouldn't exactly call my MIL nuts...

...well, wait. I might.

[LostinVA]

14. hahahaha

[BeachBaby]

13. It's a North Jersey thing. They're ALL nuts.

[LostinVA]

15. I fucking swear you're right

[Deep13]

16. I know exactly what you mean. nt

[LostinVA]

17. It makes me want to drink

[Midlodemocrat]

18. My MIL was so buckets of crazy, it would take up too much bandwidth to explain it.

Series.

Even the kids knew she was farkin' nuts.

[Deep13]

Hmmm. I was going to sniff glue fumes, but I like your idea better. nt

[LostinVA]

21. She'd drive even Midlo to drink

Oh... wait.....

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Bitch. Good thing I lurves you.

[LostinVA]

30. :kiss:

[Ikonoklast]

20. Is it really your place to comment on who she's fucking?

If the woman wants to have sex with people that aren't mentally balanced, I mean, should you have a say in the matter? Isn't that her decision to...


Wait, what?





Never mind.

[havocmom]

22. Sister in Law has that cat mental illness

Must be contagious, as my brother used to be a neat freak and he puts up with hordes of cats. The smell makes me gag & puke and I have a really poor sense of smell. Cabinets destroyed from years of clawing by scores (yes, I know: 20 in a score, and I used plural correctly) of cats.

Oh, and she is a racist, narcissist, has a voice like the witch on the Wizard of Oz and she puts pinto beans in her spaghetti sauce.

No, I don't get there but about once every 15 years, why do you ask.

[krispos42]

42. Pinto beans?

My Italian great-grandmother will rise from her grave and beat her with a wooden spoon.


:spank:

[havocmom]

51. I wish SOMEBODY would

[Tangerine LaBamba]

44. She's perfect,

right down to the pinto beans, for which she should rot in hell, says this Italian-American woman.

My former MIL just keeps living, burned up all her money by turning into a bag of organs that requires constant care, but SHE REFUSES TO DIE.

Her son, my former husband, is furious with her for living so long.

So long.

That's what I said to him as I got on the plane and left him behind.

Yet, he still calls me to tell me things like this. Then I send his mother flowers. To encourage her to keep breathing ..........................

[quakerboy]

28. Ive got a full deck

your going to have to be more specific. Cousins, In laws, Grands, great's, seconds, parents, aunts/uncles, take your pick.

[cwydro]

34. No crazy relative stories that I dare to share online,

but it might make you feel better if I tell you about the time I sent my mother a love letter (email) meant for my sweetheart at the time.

OMG, I clicked send and knew right away. And it was a really really intimate type email.

I then had to email her (or did I call her? I've blocked it in my mind!) and say, um, just delete that email RIGHT NOW.

I never knew if she did or not. I still can hardly bear to remember that.

I suspect she read it first. Oh, the horror.

[LostinVA]

36. lol

[old mark]

39. I am finally comfortable with my dad...

because I live in Pennsylvania and he lives in Texas.:shrug:


mark

[krispos42]

41. I hope to piss on the graves of my ex in-laws

The sooner the better.


And if Jesus calls them back to heaven via a flaming bus wreck, well, hell, who am I to question His will?

[LostinVA]

49. hahaha

[Missy Vixen]

52. How long have you got?

DH's family would keep DU busy for days. It's amazing to me that a collection of personalities like theirs don't have their own reality show. Maybe I should suggest them for guest appearance rotations on Jerry Springer. ;-)

:scared:

[LostinVA]

53. I think we share the same inlaws!!!

:scared:

[Missy Vixen]

59. That's horrible

I'm sending strength to the LostinVA/Haruka household. :hug:

One of my SIL's more interesting incidents has just ended up in one of my friend's novels, which is being published in October. I have no idea how this happened. :rofl:

[davsand]

55. Does this mean you've given up on that image of "two families joined" by marriage?

Isn't THAT just the biggest load of shit you have EVER heard?



I married my husband--NOT his batshit crazy, ditzy, bitch of a sister or his obnoxious, overbearing, prick of a father.

His other sister, however, I did marry her. I like her a lot...


:shrug:


Laura

[Shell Beau]

56. I could go on for days about my father-in-law.

His wife runs a freaking puppy mill. She is amazed that I don't do what she does since I love animals so much. Yeah, I love them, therefore, I don't let them live their lives in cages for the sake of screwing so I can make a quick $$. They are weird people. Just weird

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. OMG -- lostinva and I are horrified by that!!!

I mean, you can make lots more money selling Little Delta Kitten Babies.

Seriously, that's horrible.

[Rising Phoenix]

57. my uncle yesterday

"Why do you care about soilders who volunteer to die in a just war when 200 million babies are murdered every year? " Oh yeah, he doesn't like N*****s, gays, immigrants, dems, sick people......

[mnhtnbb]

60. First marriage--the father in law from hell. Second marriage--no

mother in law until the demented father in law married his 4th wife--yes, 4th at age 90 some--and then proceeded to let the witch convince him to write hubby out of the will after eliminating the trust to protect his assets. Why? It all had to go to her.

The bitch (I know, I insult mother dogs) lived to about 100 only recently dying. I'm sure she
spent or donated the multi million dollar estate she inherited before kicking off.

And..to make it worse..she's buried in the family plot so that anyone who goes to visit has
to see the site of her eternal rest (!). I have half a mind to hire someone to desecrate her grave.

[LostinVA]

62. I am furious with Haruka's mom right now -- pyschotic even for her

[mnhtnbb]

63. I ended up writing a play about the FIL, hubby, the 4th wife, and hubby's sisters.

Nobody could make this stuff up. The marriage to 4th wife was done in secret--NOBODY from family was invited--and the attorney hubby consulted said, "If he can zip his pants, he's competent." That's Florida.

What a nightmare.

[johnnie]

61. .

:toast: