Man accused of urinating on people at festival

[madinmaryland]

:wtf:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_FESTIVAL_URINATION?SITE=OHLIM&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2009-06-10-20-52-24

FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) -- A 31-year-old Detroit man faces a misdemeanor assault and battery charge after allegedly urinating on several people during an annual gay pride event. The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reported the man had been drinking and was upset that he was splashed with water aimed at street dancers Sunday during the Motor City Pride Festival.

Police Lt. William Wilson said "he may have wanted to take revenge," turned and urinated on the leg of a man standing next to him.

The Detroit Free Press reports two other people were sprayed in the process.

The man is to be arraigned June 23.

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Disgusting!

[MineralMan]

1. Oh, my! That's quite impolite.

Miss Manners would not approve at all.

[madinmaryland]

3. An interesting way to take revenge!

[MineralMan]

7. Well, a clever verbal riposte would have served,

without the need for a laundry. (channeling Miss Manners)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. Revenge served warm?

That's just not right.

Revenge is best served cold.

[jobycom]

2. He's a Hezeopean!

Okay, it's an obscure reference to a European joke conversation on another thread... Oh never mind.

[madinmaryland]

4. I saw that! Got it!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

6. You beat me to it!

Drat.

[jobycom]

8. Lack of meat makes us bizarre in similar ways, apparently.

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

5. If I'm already getting sprayed by this idiot, I'm just gonna grab his jimmy and start running.

Hope you can keep up, asshole.

mikey_the_rat

[MineralMan]

9. Ewww....I'm not touching that....no, not now, not ever....Ewww!

[mikeytherat]

10. Did I mention that I am wearing falconer's gloves? I also have tongs.

mikey_the_rat

[MineralMan]

11. Even so...