You are Sandra Lee, you have angel food cake, what are you going to stuff into the Angel hole?

[AlCzervik]

Dippity doo and 2 m-80's

your turn

[LostinVA]

1. Olives -- as a "bar back" aid at parties

[LostinVA]

2. Haruka -- "A bottle of vodka"

Then, you can nibble at the cake, like a "bread bowl."

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Velveeta and Jaeger

[LostinVA]

6. That is a total Stoner Sandra Lee angel hole dish

[sniffa]

4. Corn nuts

[GOPisEvil]

5. Melted Velveeta mixed with fried pieces of Oscar Mayer bologna.

[GOPisEvil]

7. By the way, Sandra Lee attended Le Cordon Bleu. In Paris.

I'm sure her instructors there can't control their puking.

[LostinVA]

10. It was a two-week course she didn't finish -- it was revealed on TWOP

And, I'm almost positive it was in Canada. I need to check.

[GOPisEvil]

20. You mean an article about her posted lies?!

I'm shocked. Shocked.

[LostinVA]

21. Yes!!!

[Tektonik]

8. sugar free jvanilla ello pudding and green maraschino cherries

:puke:

[RetroLounge]

9. You want me to stuff Sandra Lee's Angel Hole?

Locking, no sex threads...

RL

[LostinVA]

12. Only if I can

Stuff Giada's.

[RetroLounge]

13. It's a deal...

:loveya:

RL

[InternalDialogue]

11. A replica of a second angel food cake, lovingly carved from butter.

[LostinVA]

14. Sandra Lee can't even cut up an onion -- there's no way she could do a butter carving

[AlCzervik]

15. she's use margarine and a chainsaw.

[TommyO]

41. Ah, so Paula Dean is getting into the act also

I love that woman.

[nomorenomore08]

49. Nah, that'd be more Paula Deen's thing.

:evilgrin:

[stanwyck]

59. I love how Paula turns butter into

a five syllable word.

[jeff30997]

16. Extra spicy salsa...

mixed with peanut butter and celery.:9

[quakerboy]

17. Im going with meat

Does it really even matter what kind?

[myrna minx]

18. Potted meat product and spray cheese.

[LeftyMom]

19. see photo

[kedrys]

24. What is "popk"?

:P

[LeftyMom]

25. It's an Engrish delicacy.

[rucky]

50. Don't settle for anything less than real mock pork.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. "Mock popk"

:rofl:

I'm scared to eat any of that stuff anymore (thank you, China).

[LeftyMom]

29. I go to the chinese grocery and get all sorts of weird shit like that for really cheap.

If I die young of a really strange disease, we'll all know why.

In other news, the same store has a really great vegan version of nutella. But it's from Holland, so it's presumably not made out of poisons and fail, unlike the cheap mock meats.

[DS1]

22. A severed hand snapping its fingers

[MilesColtrane]

58. That's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky.

It's even all together ooky.

[foxfeet]

23. Ding-Dongs.

[Z_I_Peevey]

26. Deep-fried Snickers bar,

and the whole thing topped with CoolWhip and Hershey's syrup.

[jakefrep]

27. Cherry Pie filling from a can.

[jmowreader]

30. I know! I know!

First I'd ream out the hole until it was three times its original size.

Then I'd fill it a third full of Snack Pack rice pudding lovingly scraped out of the little lunchbox cups.

Followed by tearing up the angel food cake I chopped out of the hole, and layering half of it on top of the pudding

Next, I'd pour some jello I made using everclear instead of water over the torn-up angel food cake.

I'd then use a New York Style cheesecake...scrape out the filling and pack it in on top of the everclear-saturated cake hunks.

Next, I'd get a big brick of white chocolate, melt it in the microwave and pour it on top of the cheesecake.

And finally, I'd use brandy to thin down some canned frosting, which I'd use to frost the whole mess.

The flavor wouldn't be that great, but it would get you fucked up really quick.

[AlCzervik]

31. nice, the only i would add is some nail polish remover and then i'd go the flambé route.

[jmowreader]

36. With two cups of Everclear in it, you'd be able to go the flambe route without nail polish remover

But with that much everclear, you better have an airport fire extinguisher at hand...you could set your house on fire with that!

[LostinVA]

53. I set my dorm floor on fire with Everclear

It was a very ill-thought of drunken escapade.

[AlCzervik]

54. look at me all not shocked.

not even a little surprised.

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. Ha, she just said she did it because she wanted to see how flammable it was

And they didn't think linoleum would burn.

[LostinVA]

62. Burn that badly or quickly -- we weren't THAT drunk

Oh wait... yes, we were.

[LostinVA]

61. I was the "PJ Master MIxer" at our Everclear parties

I would soak the fruit for days before the party in the stuff, until the grapes were as big as walnuts.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

37. Clearly, you're not shopping carefully,

probably spending too much time in Michael's Craft Store, but that's all right.

Did you know this even existed?

[jmowreader]

38. The rules of the contest were "You are Sandra Lee"

There's a fairly infamous Sandra Lee episode where she bought a cheesecake at a bakery and scraped the filling out of it to make a different dessert.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

39. Ahhhhhh

I saw a few of her shows while I was hospitalized. All I really remember is not feeling good while watching, and that she was bizarrely preoccupied with place settings.

Thank you for the clarification.

People actually watch the show voluntarily?

[jmowreader]

42. It seems so

You of course know the deal with her obsession with place settings and her love of cocktails, correct? It's to disguise the fact she's feeding her guests shit out of a box.

[Xipe Totec]

32. Strawberries, Blueberries, and whipped cream n/t

And I mean reddi wip, you peevs!

[AlCzervik]

33. your doing it wrong! That's all edible!

[Xipe Totec]

34. dope tee doo!

duplicationis duplicitous doolicate!

[Xipe Totec]

35. My bad! I thought it said Sara Lee!

In that case, I will refrain from posting, and offer my suggestion to Sandra Lee in person...

[arcadian]

40. Small pocket Bibles.

[gratuitous]

43. Is this a sex thread?

Mods?

[AlCzervik]

45. no. "Mods?" really?

[gratuitous]

48. Relax

Who would alert the mods on a Lounge thread? I mean, besides the usual and obvious suspects, that is.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. Hopefully, the mods have seen the glory that is the Angelhole episode of Sandra Lee

:eyes:

[Forkboy]

44. I'll have to ask my ex wife Angel.

Regardless of what I decide, I'll need her ok. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

46. Bottle of Everclear

[MilesColtrane]

47. If I am Sandra Lee, I throw away the cake,...

move to the bedroom, and play with my enormous breasts all day.

[sniffa]

51. Nice call-out

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

52. You don't fool me, I noticed it!

I know what you're doing!

[suninvited]

57. wheatie pennies

and rubber bands

[carlyhippy]

60. she would pour 1/5 of vodka in the hole...cause...it's.COCKTAIL TIME!

That woman can make one stiff drink, I'd be drunk by the first course.