Choose a DUer, post something, THEN GO TO SUBWAY AND GET ME A GODDAMN SAMMICH ALREADY!

[LeftyFingerPop]

How many times I gotta ask? :mad: :mad:

Hurry up.

[hobbit709]

1. Get your own damn sammich.

It's too hot to go out

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. It's raining here...

and besides, "going out" involves "movement"...and that sounds too much like "exercise" to me.

[hobbit709]

7. You ain't that sweet, you won't melt

And the other stuff floats.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Listen, all I want is a freakin' sammich....

I'd get you one if you asked...

[Tiggeroshii]

34. Will you get ME a sammich?

:bounce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. What kind?

[Tiggeroshii]

38. Veggie delight

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. You got it!

:D

[Tiggeroshii]

40. YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

:yourock:

[arbusto_baboso]

3. I ain't your maid. Besides, your taste in sammiches sucks.

Wouldn't you rather have a Quizno's instead?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Get me anything at this point...

I'm hungry.

Hurry up.

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Onion on it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Please.

[arbusto_baboso]

29. Sorry, I ate it on the way back home.

It smelled too good. Just couldn't help myself.

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Can't say that I blame you.

[rug]

8. Jared never acts this way.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Yeah, and "Jared" never lost that weight either...

it was all marketing bullshit.

Fuck Jared and his lies.

[Ikonoklast]

10. My daughter works at Quizno's, and gets out of work at three.

I'll give her a call, and she'll make you whatever you want, on me.

(Well, on her actually, she gets a free sammich everyday but seldom eats one. I'm the usual benefactor in that deal, lots of free sammiches from Quizno's.)

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Wow! A free one everyday?

That's a pretty good deal...an even better deal if she can make a healthy one. I know their subs are not that cheap...

:hi:

[Ikonoklast]

17. Yep, free lunch ever day, not always a sammich, yesterday she brought home

a nice salad.

My two sons both work at Olive Garden (Insert Cheap Shot Here) and daughter at Quizno's. Needless to say, I eat a lot of free to-go food.

They hardly touch the stuff.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. I will never say anything bad about The Olive Garden...

I like it there.

I like Red Lobster also.

[Kali]

26. ...

:thumbsup: squids that work AND bring you food! Good job!

[hedgehog]

12. Here you go

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. I would take the kitty out and eat the rest.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Nice post, Jared Fogel.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. See above. Jared is a myth.

[MineralMan]

18. First you want your lawn mowed and now you want a sammich?

Uff da!

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Finally! Someone understands!

[MineralMan]

21. Sheez. Kill the goat I sent over to do your lawn and make

your own sammich, why doncha?

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. Kill the goat?

Jesus! I can't even kill an insect without feeling bad!

[MineralMan]

23. Yabbut, you wanted someone else to kill the seafood

to make your sammich. There is honor in killing your own food, and much dishonor in eating already-dead seafoods.

What the hell is a seafood, anyhow?

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. You are SO WRONG about this...

The "seafood" at Subway is not real food, and nothing was killed to make it. I think it's some kind of plastic.

[MineralMan]

25. So you suppose. I have it on excellent authority that

Subway operates seafood farms in Venezuela, where they grow the seafoods in tiny cages that restrict their movement, then slaughter them brutally so you can enjoy your sammich. So, you see, if you kill the goat, you'll at least know where your food came from.

Save the seafoods!

[Kali]

27. great lunch time thread, LeftyFingerPop

:rofl: nearest subway to me is almost 20 miles and there is a Wendy's and a Jack-in-the-box between here an there, plus subway has no drive through. Needless to say I never stop there:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. Mmmmmmm.....Wendy's....

Baked potato.....mmmmmmmmm.......

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. since you asked so nicely...wanta a beer to go with it, bub?

[MissMillie]

30. no, but he did say he wanted a cookie

get on it, will ya?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

33. sure thing doll

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. That's what I'm talkin' about!

Thank you!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. no prob

;)