What should I eat if I want to have the worst halitosis ever?

[arbusto_baboso]

I figured I'd start with a blue cheese, scarf some extra-garlic-y onion, pepper and sausage pizza, drink some coffee and some skunky beer.

Anything else I should consume?

[LostInAnomie]

1. Ranch Corn Nuts

[Kali]

8. oh yes

corn nuts was my first thought

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer Nuts are about $3.50 a bag. Deer nuts are always under as buck.

:woohoo:

[Kali]

12. reminds me of the mothball joke

ever smell mothballs?




how'd ya get their little legs apart?:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Mackerel-flavored cat food.

[Brother Buzz]

7. Canned Jack Mackerel in natural oil & juices

This crap stinks to high heaven, I guarantee it!

[HopeHoops]

3. Probably anything at Burger King

You have to figure that stuff has been rotting for at least six months.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Oh, yeah, I forgot to add pretty much everything on the Taco Bell menu.

There's a reason why we named it Taco Smell when we were in high school.

[HopeHoops]

6. Taco Hell

That shit is scooped up directly out of the sewer pipes. The bathrooms feed right back into the kitchen.

[Mr. Ected]

5. Just smoke some unfiltered Camels

And eat a pack of Freshen Up gum.

If you're lucky and you suffer from any tooth decay or degenerative mouth disease, you'll make friends in small places wherever you go.

[KamaAina]

9. Stale Fritos

:evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

10. Coffee

[leeroysphitz]

13. You ever see the end of Pink Flamingos...

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Can't say I have.

Why do you ask?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. ramps

The ramp, sometimes called wild leek, is a wild onion native to North America. Though the bulb resembles that of a scallion, the beautiful flat, broad leaves set it apart. According to John Mariani, author of "The Encyclopedia of American Food and Drink," the word ramp comes from "rams," or "ramson," an Elizabethan dialect rendering of the wild garlic. The word is first mentioned in English print in 1530, but was used earlier by English immigrants of the southern Appalachian Mountains

http://southernfood.about.com/cs/ramps/a/ramps.htm

[Moondog]

16. That is some seriously obscure knowledge to have at one's fingertips.

There was an article a number of years back in the Washington Post (the Weekender section, as I recall) about the ramp, and a ramp festival out in West Virginia. I went. I ate. I stank. For days. There are people who still, gleefully, remind me of this. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. yw

;)

one could call it a full body halitosis :D

[Moondog]

18. Yes. And it would still be understating the intensity of the experience.

[Flaxbee]

19. kimchi. Good stuff, really rancid breath

My husband loves it. Wouldn't eat it while we were dating :D Was worried he'd scare me away, at least at first.

[Flying Dream Blues]

20. Well, don't eat it, but a little snuff ought to do the trick. Bleechhhhh. nt

[Auggie]

21. Dog food

[AwakeAtLast]

22. Raw red onion, FunYuns

Spicy sausage, jalapenos, garlic pickles.

That oughta do it. :D

[noamnety]

23. ditch the blue cheese

upgrade to limburger cheese.


I used to get that and liverwurst when the husband was gone on travel for a dew days. Mmmmmmmm - Limburger and marinated artichokes on rye.

[TheKentuckian]

24. Whatever you do pile son Funions on that and wash it down with the cheapest

tequila you can get your hands.

[Zavulon]

25. Asparagus. As an added bonus, your urine will reek as well.

Bleu cheese is also a great choice. That shit is DISGUSTING.

[dembotoz]

26. why go out of your way--you already have it.

sorry
could
not
resist