Match Game Story: "Doctor Chuffer was so bad at surgery, he ____ my kidney."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Ten words or more in the blank, and make a story.

Enjoy!!

[bigwillq]

1. Cut it out, cooked it at 450 for 45 minutes

and ate it with a nice Chianti.

[HopeHoops]

2. here you go...

Doctor Chuffer was so bad at surgery, he operated to remove a mole from my face and accidentally swapped my left testicle with my kidney.

[nuxvomica]

3. ...had done the lipo...

...on Anne Coulter, installed Cheney's pacemaker but had accidentally set it to "EVIL", was MJ's exclusive rhinoplasty specialist, and once performed delicate brain surgery on a young Sarah Palin. He studied anatomy with fellow student Bill Frist and still thinks a patient hasn't fully recovered until he starts purring. That's how bad at surgery he is. The list goes on: Rachel Maddow's botched, government ordered lobotomy; Rush Limbaugh's lap band, which was placed too low on the gastrointestinal tract, causing him to fill up with his own excrement. For Glenn Beck's colonoscopy, he accidentally tossed some Mexican jumping beans inside the patient's colon, condemning him to a lifetime of frequent, bug-eyed fits every time one of them bounces around his intestinal wall... "

Dr. Murray Pleisticine sat back from his PC, greeted me, and sighed, "There's gotta be a better way. I spend most of my time now writing increasingly detailed explanations for referrels to justify 'out of network' specialists. They like this guy Chuffer because he's cheap."

"Well forget about it for a few minutes," I said. "I stopped at that new chain restaurant, Aunt Mathilda's Pie Disaster. They have every kind of pie you can imagine so I got us each a pie."

We didn't talk any more that afternoon about his health insurance woes. Instead. Dr. Pleisticine enjoyed his strawberry-rhubarb pie while I enjoyed...

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Very funny... LOL! Cheney... :D

I just got a bit confused regarding the pies... x( :rofl:

[nuxvomica]

7. You see, the narrator was eating kidney pie...

He was not eating his own kidney. I'm sorry that wasn't clear. :D

[Rhiannon12866]

12. I understand that now, LOL.

Imagining the combination of the two pie flavors made me feel a bit woozy... :yoiks:

Exactly what is kidney pie, anyway? :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Wow, that really explains a lot of what's going on!

:rofl:

Fantastic!

:thumbsup:

[nuxvomica]

8. I made great use of Occam's Razor to explain things

Especially Mr. Beck's behavior. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. I would agree - those are the only logical conclusions to come to.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. ftw

:thumbsup:

[crimsonblue]

5. hmmm....

Doctor Chuffer was so bad at surgery, he pulled down his pants and shit explosive diarrhea all over my kidney.

[nuxvomica]

11. Disgusting!

That's the spirit! That's the way the game is played! ;-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Nicely done! The more blood and fecal matter and grotesquery, the better!

[Parche]

10. Match Game Rabrrrrrr Style

"Doctor Chuffer was so bad at surgery, he tried to save the liver,then it cost him an arm and a leg just to get the necessary surgery tools, at least he had an eye for little things when he saw Rabrrrrrr on the operating table and almost cut off his male unit, but decided it wasnt worth it so he wanted to perform instead on____ my kidney."

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