I mowed my own lawn and got my own goddamn sammich.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Thanks a lot....for NOTHING!!! :grr:

[MineralMan]

1. We knew you could do it...pull yourself up by your own

damn bootstraps and cut that grass and buy a sammitch.

Tough love!

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Well, I did it this once, but never again.

[MineralMan]

24. We don't want you starving to death in the tall weeds,

you know. Cowboy up, there!

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Boot straps! I'm a pullin' 'em!

[MineralMan]

26. Pullin' it over here, boss...

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Shakin' it boss...shakin' that branch!

[NJmaverick]

2. You're welcome

never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. I knew I could count on you.

:D

[DeepBlueC]

3. you poor dear ...

to be reduced to that...where's our socialism NOW?

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. A man of my intellectual prowess should not be reduced to manual labor.

[texanwitch]

4. I bet my yard is bigger then yours..

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Betcha it is not.

[texanwitch]

8. It takes me an hour to cut my grass.

I have a big yard.

Of course it hasn't been raining so the grass isn't growing.

It did rain yesterday morning but not enough.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Took me 4 hours, start to finish today...

Usually takes me 2 to 2.5 hours, but it was slightly wet, and I kept stalling the mower.

It has been pouring here...

[texanwitch]

14. You need to raise the wheels a little.

Never cut wet grass.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. That's why it took 4 hours today...

I raised the wheels while it was a little too wet....then lowered the wheels after it dried a bit and mowed it in the other direction.

[texanwitch]

17. Sounds like you were cutting hay.

I won't have that problem this summer.

I am keeping my grass tall so the sun won't hurt it.

My grass is still green.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I am happy to hear that you still have green grass with...

your relative lack of rain.

Where I live in NY, it has been a beautiful year for the lawns, unlike some hot summers, where every bit of grass goes dormant.

[texanwitch]

19. We do water the lawn with water from the washing machine,

I don't like to waste water.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Good for you!

I remember when I was a kid, just about every house had a barrel to catch huge amounts of rain water for all kinds of uses. I never see those things around anymore...

[texanwitch]

23. On the farm we always saved water.

I can water most the yard with the washing machine water, my neighbors yards are not so green.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Atta boy!

I knew you could do it!

:yourock:

My dear LeftyFingerPop!

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. It was tough Peg...

But I did it!

I feel....well, I feel like a man.

Now excuse me, I have to go moisturize my hands.

:hug: :hi:

[rurallib]

10. Ya missed a spot - out by the curb.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. I keep that spot long on purpose...

Kind of like a "comb over" for my lawn.

[jobycom]

13. Just don't confuse the mayo with the fertilizer.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. No chance of that...

Unlike my neighbors, I have never fertilized my lawn, mainly because of my dogs.

When the weeds get too horrible, I pull the big ones.

My lawn does not look "perfect" like you might see in a lawn and garden magazine, but people always compliment me on it.

Come to think of it...I've never watered my lawn either.

[taterguy]

28. Why didn't you say something? I would have been glad to mow your lawn and get you a sandwich

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Thank you. I need to learn to speak up about my wants and needs.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. yw...here have a beer...

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. Thanks!

Cheers! :toast:

[edbermac]

31. About goddamn time!

Who do you think you are, Rush Limbaugh?

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. I'd like to watch HIM mow my lawn.

[Dystopian]

34. Thanks a lot to you too!!!!

For the insanity!
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
:rofl:
Sorry, I know you're serious and all...but you do sound crazy.
I'm really sorry.
So sorry.:loveya:
You're only a tad crazed....:hug:
Sorry I ruined your thread, but people are replying as though you're a regular guy.:spray:



peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

35. I'm very regular!

Even at my age!

Hi Dystopian!

:hug: :loveya: