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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 12:09 AM
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Oscar Mayer's Eulogy

My baloney had a first name. O-S-C-A-R.

My baloney had a second name. M-A-Y-E-R.

I loved to eat it every day... and if you ask me why, I'll say:

Because Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.



RIP


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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 12:36 AM
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1. ?
:shrug:
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 08:59 AM
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2. I'm guessing you're younger than 35 years old?

It's the lyrics to the Oscar Mayer jingle.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 04:05 PM
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12. Yes, but I diden't know the president of that company died
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:02 AM
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3. I wonder how large Oscar's feet were...
His namesake wiener must have been something to behold.
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:03 AM
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4. Remember the cute kid who sang the song?
Remember the little "Mac Davis" lookalike who originally sang the song holding his fishing pole?

Awww - - he was so cute!!!!
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:10 AM
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5. Mason Something or Other
I wonder whatever happened to him?
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:18 AM
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6. Andy Lambros
Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 09:42 AM by suninvited


Andy is involved with several different charities, and has worked closely with handicapped children, animals, and environmental groups providing educational entertainment for them. Andy main goal is to teach today's youth the importance of maintaining and caring for our environment

http://www.andyworld.com/about/

edited because that picture wasnt showing up for me.
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:32 AM
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9. Wow! Thanks for the info!
n/t
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:38 AM
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10. Oops...I was thinking of Mason Reese
The cute little redhead who spoke with a slight lisp who hawked Underwood's Deviled Ham, among other things.

Here is what Mason looks like today:

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:27 AM
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7. I did a computer project at Oscar Mayer HQ here in Madison WI
The whole place smells like hot dogs, including the computer closets.

There's a saying that all parts of the pig go into making the hot dog except the squeal and the asshole... those are used to make salesmen.

:evilgrin:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 09:29 AM
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8. I can not spell bologna without singing it that way as I write it.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 11:36 AM
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11. .
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