Who was behind the JFK assassination?

[Tiggeroshii]

So many possibilities, if you have another suggestion as a possible answer, please feel free to share =)

[jeff30997]

1. I DID! And have a hell of a cover:

I was -4 years old back then. :P

[Ptah]

2. Doesn't matter.

He's still dead.

[jobycom]

12. Which proves the government had nothing to do with it.

[JonLP24]

3. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll

They were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.

[Robeson]

4. It was one mega case of blow-back.

[Tiggeroshii]

5. b y who?

Everybody?

[SoxFan]

6. Mafia

[timtom]

7. Federal Reserve

[Symarip]

8. Dr. Strange

[old mark]

9. Hoover and some top republicans.

[MissMillie]

10. of course it was, you guessed it....

Frank Stallone

[jobycom]

11. My parents, but no one believes me.

My mom grew up in New Orleans a block from where Oswald lived. She dated a Cuban national who returned home to fight for Castro. She has no alibi for that morning. We all know from Oliver Stone how much of the plotting centered around New Orleans, and she was in New Orleans, in the thick of things. She had connections to organized crime, and one of her aunts live practically in Dallas.

My father worked for Zapata Oil, which as we all know was founded by George HW Bush, and was reported to be a CIA front. He was also in the National Guard and was reported by some people better left unnamed to be an excellent shot. I remember growing up that he had a rifle he said was very special, and it's clear to me that that rifle was used to kill Kennedy. Not from the grassy knoll, though. Anybody who has been there knows that shot would have been impossible, with the crowds.

Also, the husband of my mother's cousin helped. His name was Andy, and he mysteriously died 20 years later, and my parents neglected to tell me he had died.

No way that's all a coincidence.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. The architects of WTC 7.

Oh, and Elvis too. But now it appears Michael Jackson might have some involvement.