jgraz
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:16 AM
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One of my ex-girlfriends is an awfully bright woman, but she has this funny habit of butchering any catchphrase she attempts to repeat -- often with hilarious results. Here are a few of my favorites:
"Hindsight is 50/50"
"That's the sheep calling the kettle black"
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"Half of one, six dozen of another"
I use that last one all the time, whenever two choices seem initially equivalent but end up with wildly divergent outcomes.
Anyone care to add to the list?
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:29 PM
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1. I can't phantom the point of this thread |
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:30 PM
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2. My grandmother once referred to turkey noodle soup as...... |
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Turtle nooky soup.
We still rib her for that one.
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jgraz
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:31 PM
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3. Technically, that's a spoonerism |
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:33 PM
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4. Aren't spoonerisms a subset of malapropisms? |
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I thought spoonerisms were just a specific KIND of malaprop.
In any case...
Do you remember an old Dabney Colman series called Slap Maxwell? The character of the editor had wonderful malapropisms. I'm sure you can find clips of that old show on youtube or hulu.
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:04 PM
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18. Nope. Spoonerism is for letters, Malapropism applies to words. |
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But thanks for the pointer to Slap Maxwell. I'll check it out.
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:21 PM
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30. But spoonerisms is for eating souperisms. NT |
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:56 PM
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5. A friend of mine and I had a heated argument once over "participle board" |
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I kept insisting it was really "particle board", but he thought otherwise.
That one still makes me smile.
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Thu Jul-09-09 12:58 PM
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Thu Jul-09-09 06:04 PM
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21. Oh, jeebus, I had forgotten about "peance freance"! What the heck was he *trying* to say? - |
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Thu Jul-09-09 01:26 PM
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Thu Jul-09-09 07:29 PM
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"Cadillac convertible." Call me crazy.
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Thu Jul-09-09 01:30 PM
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8. Let's get down to brass facts |
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Thu Jul-09-09 02:11 PM
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9. I once had a boss that said, in the space of one day: |
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Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 02:12 PM by reflection
"you're pulling the wool over my legs", and
"that son-of-a-b**** thinks he's the cake of the walk"
The last one still makes me laugh. :D
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Thu Jul-09-09 02:15 PM
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10. I never understood what "cock of the walk" was supposed to mean. |
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Cake of the walk means about the same to me.
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:42 PM
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15. refers to chickens - I think that |
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the "cock o' the walk" is like the top dog, alpha male, that kind of thing, among all the other roosters
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Fri Jul-10-09 06:32 AM
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42. Yep. That's exactly what it refers to. n/t |
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Thu Jul-09-09 02:52 PM
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He promised to turn around the county 360°!
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Thu Jul-09-09 02:53 PM
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12. "fool me once shame on you....errr... can't get fooled again" |
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Thu Jul-09-09 02:57 PM
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13. "Go the extra nine yards" |
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I never got the meaning of 'going the whole nine yards' in the first place, though.
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:02 PM
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16. "nine yards" refers to the traditional length of a bolt of fabric |
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If you bought the entire bolt, you got "the whole nine yards".
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:05 PM
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19. You are erudite and helpful, rgraz |
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I now realize that a bunch of fabric is called a "bolt".
Never knew that...or the other thing either.
:hi:
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Thu Jul-09-09 07:38 PM
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24. I was under the understanding that this referred to WW 2 fighters |
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most were equipped with M2 .50 caliber machine guns. These were belt fed with 3 foot belts that could be attached up to 27 feet. So if a fighter pilot had expended all his ammo he had given it the "whole nine yards".
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Thu Jul-09-09 07:55 PM
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25. Leave it to the Straight Dope guy |
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:09 PM
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27. Wow, after seeing all those possible explanations |
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I can't believe the fabric story is the only one I've ever heard. None of them seems more plausible than the rest.
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:05 PM
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14. Maybe not technically one, but "I resent the insinuendos" from the late mayor Daley |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:03 PM
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17. I had forgotten about that one. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 05:32 PM
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20. She was raped over the coals |
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Thu Jul-09-09 06:21 PM
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22. An old co-worker of mine |
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always had "too much on her gambit." Not gamut, mind you, so she not only mixed her metaphor, she didn't even do THAT correctly. LOL
The other is people who say ideal instead of idea or calvary instead of cavalry. I've even heard "journalists" (a.k.a. slick talking heads) do that last one.
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Thu Jul-09-09 07:59 PM
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Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 08:22 PM by suninvited
I learned that one here
on edit: ooops, meant to reply to the OP.
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:11 PM
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28. I once had a boss who couldn't get these things right, either. You won't believe this: |
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Once, when writing a performance review of one of my female co-workers, he wrote, and I quote, "Tracy turns tricks of all trades."
I shit you not.
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:25 PM
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:spray:
I hope that didn't go on her permanent record. :rofl:
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:27 PM
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32. It was noticed and thrown back to him. |
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To Tracy's credit, she knew of his inability to handle simple idioms and laughed at it. He obviously meant well, but...WOW. Most of the females in my office encouraged her to play the victim card and sue.
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:19 PM
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29. statue of limitations |
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:40 PM
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33. I am hard of hearing and had childhood friends who often yelled, "Are you death?!" at me. LOL |
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:47 PM
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34. Is Yogi Berra a subset here? He had some awesome quotes |
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When asked why he didn't like playing left field he said "It gets late early out there." On a popular restaurant he noted "it's so busy nobody goes there any more"
holy smokes, that's all I can remember.
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:58 PM
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Thu Jul-09-09 08:55 PM
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35. 5 y/o neighbor's child watching birds with me |
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excitedly told his daddy later that afternoon that one of the birds we saw was " a red pecker woodenhead".
Daddy is a minister.
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:13 PM
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37. Accounting humor: One of my bosses refers to the "physical year" |
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instead of "fiscal" obviously. Which basically means the opposite of what he's trying to say.
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:33 PM
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39. I heard a guy on Randi Rhodes' show say that today. |
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Funnily enough, he was talking about the sad state of schools in SC.
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:25 PM
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38. Saying "I could care less" when you mean "I couldn't care less" |
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and, as my little cousin used to say, "mighty pines from little acorns grow."
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:44 PM
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40. If you account for sarcasm, that's grammatically correct |
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Fri Jul-10-09 04:19 AM
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41. My daughter's teacher |
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yelled at the students one day for conjugating in the hallway.
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Fri Jul-10-09 06:41 AM
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43. 'He's got something up his arm.' |
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My beloved mother-in-law. And from my grandson who was 4 at the time: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF MEAT!?"
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