datasuspect
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:22 AM
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does anyone know what the three biggest lies in the world are? |
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i can only remember one: this'll only hurt for a little while.
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old mark
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:23 AM
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1. The check is in the mail.........nt |
LeftyFingerPop
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:24 AM
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2. The third one cannot be posted. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:00 PM
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11. Ahhh, I remember it now. |
Bertha Venation
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:01 PM
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13. If it's the one I'm thinking of, I think you're right. |
JitterbugPerfume
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:33 AM
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3. I will respect you in the morning |
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:36 AM
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4. This'll hurt me more than it hurts you. He/she has a great personality. nt |
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:37 AM
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5. No those pants don't make your butt look big. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:38 AM
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:39 AM
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7. Three biggest lies by a cowboy: |
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1. My pick up is paid off in full;
2. My horse has never bucked me off; and
3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence!
:evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:41 AM
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8. "Everything happens for a reason..." |
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Thu Jul-09-09 11:42 AM
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9. That Keyser Soze never existed? |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:56 PM
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10. "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction" |
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Geeze, you could fill a fucking book with the biggest lies in the world after 8 years of BushCo.
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jobycom
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:01 PM
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12. I was just helping that sheep over the fence. nt |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:45 PM
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14. I am certainly NOT an alcoholic. |
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I promise to pull out on time. I'll call you,....soon.
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:47 PM
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15. The "unrecommend" feature will not cause a shitstorm in GD |
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That's a new one, but it's one of the Big Three.
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:47 PM
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16. It's not you, it's me? |
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:rofl:
which usually means "I'm a shallow prick who thinks he can do better."
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Thu Jul-09-09 05:07 PM
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