Woman sues hotel; says daughter got pregnant by using the swimming pool.

[edbermac]

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there. "She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

[Aqaba]

1. Magdalena... so fitting

[LostInAnomie]

2. Unless that pool looked like a hot bowl of chowder when she jumped in...

... I'm doubting it was the cause.

[jeff30997]

4. BARF !!!

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

32. New England or Manhattan style?

:P

[jeff30997]

3. That's also...

how Jebus was conceived you know.:rofl:

[fizzgig]

5. ...

[greenbriar]

6. yea did she fall asleep while swimming?

teh stupid...it hurts

[realisticphish]

30. haha

[csziggy]

7. I think the daughter needs to correspond with the girl with 56 stars tatooed on her face

So she can learn that lying on that level is pointless.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. That is so stupid as to be unbelievable!

Oh no, her precious baby could/would never stoop to having sex with a dirty boy!

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

27. Well, if he used soap they could have cleaned in the pool afterward...

Hide the evidence to go along with his hiding his salami and all that...

[mwooldri]

9. In other news wannabe single moms book trips to Egypt. nt

[Downtown Hound]

10. Magdalena...

It's time for us to have a talk about birds and bees...

[dysfunctional press]

11. a sperm with that kind of stamina and staying power must be packing some good geenes...

that baby might have some kind of super-powers, or somethin.

[MajorChode]

12. I've heard of rednecks getting pregnant by sharing bathwater with their brothers

A clorinated pool sounds like a bit of a stretch.

[Bassic]

13. LOL

She'll get roflstomped in court I'm afraid.

[Lil Missy]

14. Priceless! I sent that to the Consumer Affairs dept where I used to work.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. In related news, woman sues John Deere for getting gonorrhea from a tractor.

Reference, anyone?

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

31. Seinfeld, of course n/t

[Blue_Tires]

16. that's her story and she's sticking to it...

[NJmaverick]

17. So I guess there are things worse than peeing in the pool

:crazy:

[peekaloo]

18. It started with a simple breast stroke and looked what happened!

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. .

:spray::rofl:

[Curtland1015]

19. Sign outside of pool: We don't swim in your girlfriend so please don't...

...ya know what, probably better if I don't finish that one.

[GreenPartyVoter]

23. *head thunking on desk*

[Withywindle]

20. This is why you should always douche with Coca-Cola after swimming. n/t

[I Have A Dream]

36. I thought that it was Fresca. nt

[Withywindle]

37. Or TAB. But that dates me. nt

[I Have A Dream]

38. I was thinking of an old Lounge joke about this...

:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

21. That is insane!

[Hippo_Tron]

24. This reminds me of an episode of House

A woman comes to see House at the clinic and finds out she is pregnant. Since she was supposed to be saving herself for her future husband (who is there with her) she asks if she could get pregnant from a toliet seat. House replies "No, but you can get pregnant from having sex".

[dugaresa]

25. my favorite episode moment was the girl using real jelly for contraception

[Deja Q]

26. So, were the sperm lying back on some innertubes and surfing the waves made by those treading?

That or she and some guy who looked like a girl played "pass the sausage" in the pool.



Most vulgar double entendre ever...

[realisticphish]

28. Science fail nt

[johnnie]

29. Man, I wish my mom would have been that stupid when I was a kid

I would have pulled a lot more shit.

[kath]

39. DUzy!!!

[JBoy]

33. One thing for sure - a Pole is to blame.

[trotsky]

35. Oh man.

THAT is hilarious. :rofl:

[Cali_Democrat]

40. DUzy!!!

[Fleshdancer]

34. She must be related to the girl who "fell asleep" while getting the face tattoos.

Some parents are complete idiots.

Having said that, I really hope this girl isn't a victim of sexual abuse.