This is my Avatar

[mainegreen]

This is my avatar:

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My avatar is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My avatar without me is useless. Without my avatar, I am useless.

I must post my avatar true.

I must post better than my enemy who is trying to LULZ me.

I must LULZ him before he LULZ me. I will...

My avatar and myself know that what counts on the internet is not the threads we post,

the content of our posts, nor the photoshops we make.

We know it is the LULZ that count. We will LOL...

My avatar is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its pixels.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my avatar clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. (Don't laugh you!)

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My avatar and myself are the defenders of my threads.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but LULZ.




Have a nice weekend

[MineralMan]

1. This is my avatar; this is my gun...

One is amusing; the other's for fun.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. My avatar can kick your avatar's ass into next week.

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[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I don't think I can apply that to my avatar, since it is my mommy. That would just be weird.

[Orsino]

4. I do not look down on anime, Hello Kitty, sexy or goth avatars.

Here you are all equally worthless.

[Yukari Yakumo]

8. My avatar thinks your avatar is far beneath her...

...and would gladly demonstrate that if she really gave a damn.

[leeroysphitz]

5. LULz

[rug]

6. This is my spoon.

Without it, I cannot eat pudding.

[Yukari Yakumo]

7. You will soon die.

Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species.