AGAIN with the gross coworkers!

[arbusto_baboso]

I just came out of one of the coed employee restrooms a few minutes ago.

As I was stepping up to the toilet, I noticed something on the florr tiles near the base of the bowl.

It was small, brown, and about the size of a dime.

Someone somehow got a lump of shit on the bathroom floor and didn't clean it up afterwards!

GAK! Is EVERYONE I work with a friggin' slobby pig-dog?

[suninvited]

1. I share a bathroom at work with

2 other girls and about 200 men, and I have never seen anything that gross! The worst I get is lid up and unflushed.

[arbusto_baboso]

5. It's mostly women here.

And yet it's worse than any bathroom I saw when working for the local sheriff's department.

[MajorChode]

9. Women like to hover in public restrooms

[Callalily]

2. *GASP* Where in the

heck do you work? I can't imagine any co-workers being that uncouth!

[arbusto_baboso]

4. County government office in SoCal.

I used to ask myself "Do these people live like this at home?"

And the frightening answer I finally came to was, "Yes. Yes, they must do."

[newcriminal]

3. My coworker goes to the bathroom and doesn't shut the door,

and I have to listen to him peeing.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Unless he pees on the walls, that seems fairly minor to me.

[newcriminal]

8. It isn't really bad. This was just a snark at my husband for posting about the elevator yesterday.

[suninvited]

7. what is really bad with the ones that dont shut the door

is when you dont realize anyone is in there, and you walk in while they are doing their business.

I walked in on a guy once, and to tell you the truth, I think he was more embarrassed than I was. Especially when he came out and all the other guys were ribbing him, saying I said things about his...uh..size that I did NOT say.

[MajorChode]

10. You wouldn't enjoy European cities like Paris very much

Restrooms at places like cafes often have the urinals in the public areas. At the Eiffel tower, the bathroom stalls only come just slightly above waist high, so you can wave to the girls with your free hand.

[Z_I_Peevey]

11. .

I once had a boss who took a huge dump ON TOP of a closed toilet seat, then called me to the back and told me it was my turn to clean the bathroom.

Many years later, he was in terrible car accident. His vehicle, with an open sun roof, rolled several times, and he suffered massive head injuries. He recovered. His personality was radically altered. He turned into a nice person. True story.

P.S. I didn't clean it up. I left for the day and the incident was never mentioned again.

[suninvited]

12. He did that on purpose?

or he had an accident and wanted you to clean it up?

[Z_I_Peevey]

13. .

Of course, since I never mentioned it to him, I have no way of knowing. But I assumed he did it on purpose. He was a vile person, the sort who would find that sort of thing amusing (at least until he recovered from the head injury).

[JBoy]

14. It was an ass sneeze.