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Fri Jul-10-09 02:20 PM
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| I was going to get a nut at Lowes... in 3-5 minutes I was asked 2 questions by strangers |
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"Are you wearing clothes?" (As I sat in the car looking for cash) I just gave him an evil -yer a dumbass- look.
"Do you go to church?" I replied "Naw, I'm good" like I say to rock slingers.
Who changed the freaking laws about going shirtless into a daggone Lowes? I remember thonged hotdog selling chicks...
That is all.
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:23 PM
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:43 PM
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| 3. Would "get a tap" have been better? |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:07 PM
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| 7. you might need you some of the heavy duty shop towels |
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:48 PM
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| 5. It depends on the availability of thonged hotdog selling chicks |
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:49 PM
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| 6. Those vendors were usually in post-hurricane war zones |
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They sold a LOT of hotdogs.
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:24 PM
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| 2. Looks like you found more than one. |
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Fri Jul-10-09 02:44 PM
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| 4. I may need to shave or something |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:11 PM
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| 8. Um... you should wear a shirt into any public business... don't be a freaking redneck |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:25 PM
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:27 PM
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| 10. I'm sure your bare chest and exposed armpits were nastier |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:30 PM
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I still smelled of Brute and Colgate!
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:32 PM
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| 15. No... I'm calling you stinky |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:35 PM
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| 18. I do have a garlicy waft to me lately |
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I've been doing about 6-7 cloves a day.
I would think that would just make most people hungry.
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:39 PM
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| 19. You say that as if it's a bad thing |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:27 PM
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| 11. To the person who asked if you go to church |
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you should have replied "would I have to get dressed"?
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:30 PM
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| 12. "What would Jesus wear to church?" Not a |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:31 PM
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| 14. Where were you earlier? |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:32 PM
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| 16. What happened to your other nut? |
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Fri Jul-10-09 03:33 PM
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| 17. Someone stole it from the holepunch |
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at a fundraiser.
You can't make this shit up!
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