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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:33 PM
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Well, poop on a stick.
Nothing else to say. Just bored.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:34 PM
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1. Read a book
Watch a movie, clean your house, mow the lawn.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:36 PM
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4. I'm at work.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:37 PM
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7. with a bunch of people who poop on the floor. I knew that.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:45 PM
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12. If they were any lower, evolutionarily speaking, they'd be FLINGING it at each other.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:37 PM
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9. Clean your office
or cubicle! :)
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:35 PM
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2. Is this one of your co-workers again?
:shrug:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:33 PM
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13. I think my dogs poop on the floor less than his co-workers do
Edited on Fri Jul-10-09 04:44 PM by Richardo
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:38 PM
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15. I was wondering if he worked with dogs or zoo animals or something.
Maybe if he'd quit putting shit in the company fridge they'd quit pooping on the floor? :shrug:

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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:50 PM
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17. Seems like a disproportionate response, don't you think?
"He put office supplies in the refrigerator, so I'll take a dump on the floor."

That's kinda like, "My neighbor's dog barks too much and too loudly. I think I'll take a baseball bat to his mailbox..."
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:56 PM
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18. Yeah, it's disproportionate.
It would take a much bigger offense to justify shitting on the floor. :hi:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:57 PM
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19. Can you tell me what would justify barfing on a coworkers desk?
I ask only because there's something I've been wanting to try for awhile...
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 05:08 PM
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20. A few: breaking the copier, taking the last pink legal pad,
and noisy eating/talking/laughing.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:35 PM
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3. Help me with my homework and I'll treat you real good...
:D

(It's college-level work, have no worries...)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:36 PM
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5. I just read your subject line...
You sure that flavor isn't sold at Dairy Queen?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:37 PM
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8. Could be. I'm certain I've seen it in the Anheuser Busch case, though.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:37 PM
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6. That is fried, right?
Nothing worse than boiled poop on a stick. :puke:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:38 PM
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10. Poached is no treat, either.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 03:39 PM
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11. Well, shit fire and save the matches
and that's all I have to say about that.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:38 PM
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14. With corn flake crust?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 04:48 PM
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16. Yep. And grits on the side.
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