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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:54 PM
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From the Tao of Willie:
A skeleton walks in a bar.

Bartender: What can I get 'cha?

Skeleton: A beer and a mop.




The show was free, folks, but there's a tip jar on the way out.....
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 10:01 PM
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1. Lightbulb walks into a bar...
The low talking bartender says...What can I get ya?

Lightbulb says...Watt?
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 10:52 PM
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2. Heh.
Also from the Tao of Willie:

"I am the only one who can set myself free from what 'might have been'."

I love that book. Good, good stuff. :thumbsup:
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