Just Found A Strange Book at a Garage Sale: "To Serve Man"

[Mr. Ected]

It's written in a language I've never seen before.

Weird.

[graywarrior]

1. I already got lessons

[Mr. Ected]

2. OMG - That was only 54 years ago!!

I can't wait to show that to my wife!

[graywarrior]

3. Tell her how grateful she should be and then tell her you want pancakes now.

[Mr. Ected]

5. I tried that yesterday

I will now have to wash my own underwear for the rest of my life.

[graywarrior]

10. Hand wash or washing machine?

[ashling]

4. Seems like I saw that on NCIS

[graywarrior]

6. Was it the motive?

[ashling]

13. It was the one where

a psycho marine chaplain dug this underground bunker and chained some girl in it in a wedding dress with a copy of The Good Wife.

[graywarrior]

15. So that's what I'm missing when I don't watch.

[ashling]

18. Then there was the one where this wacked out feminazi

Duct taped a Duck to the wall ....

Believe me, you do NOT want to know hoe that one turns out!!!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

19. Dithpicable!

[suninvited]

7. Did it look like recipes? nt

[Mr. Ected]

8. Hmmmmm.....

OH

MY

GOD

:scared:

[suninvited]

11. Big Twilight Zone fan here

:wow:

[Mr. Ected]

12. Me too

But that episode scared the living crap out of me when I was a kid.

They kind of reinvented it in the sci-fi miniseries "V".

[GCP]

9. Classic sci-fi

The Simpsons covered it

[WolverineDG]

14. You found a prop from Twilight Zone?

:wow:

Bet you could put that up on ebay & make a killing.

dg

[LostInAnomie]

16. Did the guy you bought it from look like this?

Man, the Kanamits must be hard up for cash. Advanced society, my ass!

[ThoughtCriminal]

17. Translated!

http://thoughtcrimewave.blogspot.com/2008/01/to-serve-man.html

[pokerfan]

20. To Serve Man: A Cookbook for People

http://www.amazon.com/Serve-Man-Cookbook-People/dp/1880448823/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top">To Serve Man: A Cookbook for People

:rofl: