Inchworm
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Fri Jul-10-09 10:51 PM
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I have decided that next year when I turn 33 I am going to boink a goat. |
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Lies! Lies!
Yea, right...
:crazy: :yoiks:
PS: I couldn't stop myself.. I have very little self control!
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Fri Jul-10-09 10:59 PM
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1. Trust me, it's overrated. |
MajorChode
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM
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5. Especially if a mule is available |
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Or so Neal Horsley(R) says.
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Fri Jul-10-09 11:01 PM
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2. Will it be a pretty goat? What about her eyes? Will she have nice eyes? |
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:01 AM
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3. Be sure and face it towards a cliff so it continually tries to back up |
Inchworm
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM
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4. Now that is the kind of tips I need! |
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Edited on Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM by Inchworm
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EDIT: Misspelled rofl
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:06 AM
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Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs? A: So the goats will push back.
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:08 AM
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:eyes:
The males can be really mean.
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Sat Jul-11-09 12:39 AM
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9. I was just helping this sheep over the wall. |
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