the moral of "the piano": don't trade piano time for sexy time

[Ava]

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Ouch- We Loungers should have warned you about that film.

Sorry :(

I'm not sure that Harvey Keitel naked is appropriate at any age...

[Schema Thing]

2. I got to spend a week shooting stills with the cinematographer

of The Piano, Stuart Dryburgh (for which he was nominated for an Academy Award), when he was in TX working on Beautiful Country.

One of my favorite weeks of work ever.

[Brother Buzz]

3. The piano has been drinking not me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8

The piano has been drinking
My necktie's asleep
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking, heavily
The piano has been drinking
And he's on the hard stuff tonight

The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress
Even with the Geiger counter
And I guarantee you that she will hate you
From the bottom of her glass
And all of your friends remind you
That you just can't get served without her
The piano has been drinking

The piano has been drinking
And the lightman's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
Without fear of contradiction I say
The piano has been drinking

Our Father who art in ?
Hallowed by thy glass
Thy kindom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in the lounges
Give us this day our daily splash
Forgive us our hangovers
As we forgive all those who continue to hangover against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver from evil and someone you must all ride home

Because the piano has been drinking
And he's your friend not mine
Because the piano has been drinking
And he's not my responsibility

The bouncer is this Sumo wrestler
Kinda cream puff casper milk toast
And the owner is just a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fencepost
I'm going down, hang onto me, I'm going down
Watch me skate across an acre of linoleum
I know I can do it, I'm in total control
And the piano has been drinking
And he's embarassing me
The piano has been drinking, he raided his mini bar

The piano has been drinking
And the bar stools are all on fire
And all the newspapers were just fooling
And the ash-trays have retired
And I've got a feeling that the piano has been drinking
It's just a hunch
The piano has been drinking and he's going to lose his lunch
And the piano has been drinking
Not me, not me, The piano has been drinking not me

[Ava]

5. love tom waits

i was actually just listening to that song the other day :hi:

[armyowalgreens]

4. But there's nothing wrong with doing both activities at once?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

6. You can do both at once by playing with your organ