rcrush
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Sat Jul-11-09 02:53 PM
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I just wrecked the DU bathroom. |
Xipe Totec
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Sat Jul-11-09 02:59 PM
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1. Man, If you're going to eat a vulture, |
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pluck it first...
DO NOT GO IN THERE!
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Sat Jul-11-09 02:59 PM
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RIMSHOT...
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to try the popcorn shrimp and our special "bottomless" pitcher of Margaritas!
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TheManInTheMac
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Sat Jul-11-09 07:46 PM
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3. A courtesy flush was in order. n/t |
jazzjunkysue
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Sat Jul-11-09 07:47 PM
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4. Men don't care, as long as they hit something. |
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Sat Jul-11-09 08:10 PM
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No blanket statements.
Just passed our 40th and I'm very well house-trained!
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jazzjunkysue
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Sun Jul-12-09 12:32 AM
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8. And so why did I come home to find the seat up yesterday? |
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Sat Jul-11-09 08:12 PM
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:rofl: That's not nice to say.
But it's oh, so, true! :rofl:
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Sat Jul-11-09 10:07 PM
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7. Nothing a can of Glade and a plunger can't fix. |
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It would have been nice if you hadn't wiped with the hand towels, however, and we are still looking for all the little soap balls that were in the soap dish...
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Laura
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Sun Jul-12-09 12:33 AM
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9. That's what I told my divorce lawyer, but he said the judge had no sense of humor. |
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Sun Jul-12-09 12:33 AM
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10. I wasnt the one who wrote "West Side" on the wall in poop. |
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