Holy crap! I was just held captive

[leftofthedial]

and forced to "watch" UFC on pay per view. I need a bath and a good vomit.

What have we come to? And where could it possibly go from here.

[Tobin S.]

1. Yeah, that's pretty much anything goes street fighting there

You're not allowed to use your teeth or kick someone in the nads, but other than that they let 'er rip. That's my impression anyway.

I used to enjoy conventional boxing, but not so much now days. It's been a long time since I've seen a fight.

[pokerfan]

2. There's also "no small joint manipulation"

because really, who wants to see that?

[leftofthedial]

3. with all the 'roids these freaks must use,

I imagine there are plenty of "small joints" to manipulate.

[leftofthedial]

4. The audience and their bloodlust were WAY scarier

than the actual fights, which were plenty disgusting

[Strong Atheist]

5. Recommended,

dammit! x(