You would not believe which celebrity autograph I just obtained at the gas station...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Tall bearded guy, I kept looking at him, he smiled at me, and sure enough it was him...I asked him for his autograph...I'm looking at it now...

"Chris Chrishofferson"

































Wait a fucking minute.... :mad:

[HopeHoops]

1. Are you sure it wasn't Elvis?

He hangs out at the 7-11 all the time - loves him some chili dogs.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thang ya. Thang ya vera much.

[charlie and algernon]

3. hey, its your fault you thought i was Kris

you kept staring at me, it freaked me out, so i thought i'd have a little fun with you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Well, you should have introduced yourself!

:)

[Schema Thing]

5. he writes phonetically when he's drunk

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. That explains why he was drooling into a gas can.

[MilesColtrane]

7. I only have three autographs, but their quality and diversity is staggering, each signer...

...being an acknowledged genius in his respective field.

Ton Landry, Rufus Thomas, and Larry Storch

[rug]

8. I got one from Daniel Hasseltoff.

[Strong Atheist]

9. Recommended,

dammit! x(