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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:01 PM
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Just how DO you get a whole kernel corn out from between that huge space between your 2 front teeth?
I'm asking for a friend.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:08 PM
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1. You're friends with Condoleezza Rice?
Wow! What's she like?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:09 PM
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2. Her breath smells like corn.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:41 PM
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3. good heavy set of channel locks
Edited on Sun Jul-12-09 02:43 PM by Kali
insulated, of course
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:43 PM
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4. Why doesn't your body fully digest corn??
:hurts:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:46 PM
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5. Here's how we used to solve that problem down on the farm ---->
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 02:53 PM
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6. That's not funny.
Edited on Sun Jul-12-09 03:15 PM by Call Me Wesley
I have a gap between these teeth and even David Letterman made once a joke about it.

On the other hand, I never had a corn stuck there. It's too big for corn! :cry:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 03:42 PM
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7. How about a whole cob of corn?
Will a whole cob of corn fit in there? :rofl:

(BTW....I have a gap also)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 03:48 PM
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8. That's how I remove the corns from the cob.
:rofl: I never forget this new dentist I once went to who really wanted to fix it. I told him I was 25 years old then and really didn't want to have something of my personality twisted around. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28V6gUIGqg
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 03:51 PM
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9. Not to turn this into a "sex" thread...
But you DO know what they say about men who have a gap between their teeth, don't you?































uh.....I don't know what they say about that either. :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 04:04 PM
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10. A gap between yer toothies is like ...




















































No idea ... :shrug: I have to ask Dave.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-12-09 11:25 PM
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11. Recommended,
dammit! x(
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