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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:01 PM Original message |
Just how DO you get a whole kernel corn out from between that huge space between your 2 front teeth? |
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Bicoastal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. You're friends with Condoleezza Rice? |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:09 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Her breath smells like corn. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. good heavy set of channel locks |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. Why doesn't your body fully digest corn?? |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. Here's how we used to solve that problem down on the farm ----> |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
6. That's not funny. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 03:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. How about a whole cob of corn? |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 03:48 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. That's how I remove the corns from the cob. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 03:51 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Not to turn this into a "sex" thread... |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 04:04 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. A gap between yer toothies is like ... |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-12-09 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
11. Recommended, |
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