datasuspect
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:42 PM
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what are your top three excuses? |
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mine are:
1. i was probably really drunk
2. i was probably blacked out
3. i don't know what you're talking about
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triguy46
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:44 PM
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1. Too old, too fat, too bald. |
madinmaryland
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:44 PM
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2. Huh? Excuse me, but what are you talking about? |
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:44 PM
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2. Your sister told me to do it.
3. God bless America.
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BarenakedLady
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:45 PM
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1. I'll do it later.
2. I'll get someone else to do it (not really applicable anymore)
3. Pfffft. It wasn't really necessary anyway.
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:46 PM
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5. I just stare and drool, and people leave me alone. |
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:46 PM
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2. Oh shit, I forgot. 3. I had no idea it would take that long!
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:52 PM
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7. 1 - The mayonnaise has gone bad. |
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2 - I didn't have enough money to buy that horse.
3 - My many smells.
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Tangerine LaBamba
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Sun Jul-12-09 09:55 PM
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8. 1. Did you say something? |
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2. Why are you still here?
3. Do you really want to piss off a lawyer?
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Sun Jul-12-09 10:03 PM
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2) I didn't hear you say THAT. 3) I forgot.
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Sun Jul-12-09 10:07 PM
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Kali
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Sun Jul-12-09 10:09 PM
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Flat tire.
Female problems.
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Sun Jul-12-09 11:07 PM
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1. I have a migraine.
2. Is that what you said? I thought you said.........
3. I don't know.
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Mon Jul-13-09 01:08 AM
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2) It was like that when I got here.
3) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
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Mon Jul-13-09 01:39 AM
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The cat ate it. I was hungry.
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Mon Jul-13-09 01:40 AM
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I've heard this used twice as a way of declining an invitation. It's very funny, I think.
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Mon Jul-13-09 02:05 AM
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1. I was on the other side of the country on the day in question.
2. I can barely even spell Aardvark, much less explain how one got into the bedroom.
3. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...
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Mon Jul-13-09 02:37 AM
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1. Hey, I just got here like 5 minutes ago.
2. Your sister come on to me!
3. Why yes, I do have a good reason for being late. But before I explain, I have to ask you a question. Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
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Mon Jul-13-09 03:58 AM
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1. WHAT was I supposed to do?
2. Are you sure I was supposed to do that?
3. Are you kidding me - I didn't do what?
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Mon Jul-13-09 05:25 AM
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19. i didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything. |
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Mon Jul-13-09 06:20 AM
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20. 1) Mercury was retrograde, 2) How was I supposed to know that? and 3) |
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Whoops, I forgot. These are not excuses I have to use all that often, mind you, but I do use them.
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