There is a fly in my office that has revealed itself to be IMMORTAL !

[HamdenRice]

It's driving me crazy. I know it's often the case that a fly is wiley and avoids getting swatted.

But I've swatted the damned thing several times -- really badly. Then a minute later it gets up, flies off and comes back to harass me.

I've hit it at least a dozen times into unconsciousness and it keeps coming back!!

[Richardo]

1. This looks like a job for....President Man!!

[greggypetty]

4. Only Obama

You are right. Only Obama can kill a fly like that.

[charlie and algernon]

2. how do you know there's not an army of flies waiting in reserve?

one goes down and they send in another and another...

[NJmaverick]

3. If you can get yourself some hair spray

that can put a crimp in their act

[suninvited]

5. but that doesnt kill them

they just become walks.

[Richardo]

8. ..

:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

9. Walking is quieter and less annoying though

[charlie and algernon]

10. LOL

:spray:

[frogmarch]

6. It sounds as if

you have a zombie fly.

[chrisa]

7. A lighter and hair spray.

Redneck fly swatter.

[Strong Atheist]

11. There was a Stinslaw Lem Pirx the pilot short story like that... nt.

[Strong Atheist]

12. Recommended,

dammit! x(