is there anything more pathetic than watching a fixed male cat try to hump an unfixed female?

[NightWatcher]

the answer is no.

He bites her neck and straddles her, but never tries anything else. I half expect her to turn around and yell "stick it in or bugger off". The SO is away and they are her cats. This is the first time getting hot and bothered for the little kitteh. She will be fixed when my SO gets home in a couple of months. *pauses to get the spray bottle*

[msanthrope]

1. Don't wait a couple of months....kitteh will sneak out and find

a male...and there might be ones already outside for her.

[Bunny]

2. My fixed female chihuahua humps our occasional dog guest, a fixed male JRT.

I'm not sure if that's pathetic, but it's definitely amusing.

[Richardo]

7. Our two spayed female miniature schnauzers used to have a little girl-on-girl action

That was an eye-opener first time I saw it.

"How did you even know how to do that?" She never told me.

[Bunny]

11. She wasn't giving up her secrets, eh?

'girl-on-girl action' :rofl: :hi:

[enigmatic]

3. yes

This!:D

http://recluseshow.blogspot.com/2009/03/stairway-to-stardom-al-villa.html

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. You need to get a hobby.

;) ;) ;)

[Deja Q]

19. "Hobby" is my middle name.

It's one or two other things too...
:evilgrin:

[Kali]

5. careful

unfixed kitties have a magical way of finding or being found by other unfixed kitties.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Is the female in heat?

If not, it's just a display of dominance. One of my neutered toms does it to the other neutered tom.

[rug]

8. Wait. Your SO is gone so you're watching a neutered cat hump another cat?

[Demoiselle]

9. How about neutered Tom humping a pillow? (eom)

[HopeHoops]

10. Yes, a slobbering male pug humping your leg.

Gross, that.

[KamaAina]

12. Poor Sean Timothy actually fell off of Kwan Yin

his own niece, no less! Watching that might have been what ruined me for life...

[JVS]

13. Can't you glue a q-tip onto him to help things along?

[graywarrior]

14. Sounds like the unrecommend issue.

[Strong Atheist]

21. !

x(

:spank:

[MajorChode]

15. Yes. My two female dogs used to take turns humping each other.

I'm pretty sure that has it beat.

[hippywife]

16. I've seen worse behaviour

in bars back in my younger days. Quite similar, but much more pathetic, really. :rofl:

[NightWatcher]

17. hey baby, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

both about as likely to lead to something

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. It's probably a dominance thing.

One of my neutered males regularly humps my other neutered male (who gets this exasperated, WTF look whenever it happens).

On a slightly related note, I got my leg humped by a Portuguese water dog a couple of days ago. I suppose I should feel flattered, considering how fashionable PWDs are these days.

[pokerfan]

20. Things happen even when they don't make sense

[Roon]

22. Barney is 6 and fixed..

and he still humps my arm. The biting wakes me up sometimes. Goofy cat.

[MilesColtrane]

23. This is one of the signs of the end times.