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Mon Mar-15-04 05:26 PM
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| I peed on my cats head....Not for those without a sense of humor |
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I swear it was not intentional.
When I'm at home I wear sweat pants around the house. I went into the bathroom and pulled the pants down a bit to do the nature call thing and suddenly Dot was sticking his head over the pants and in the toilet. I didn't notice him until it was too late.
The two kittens have been doing the strangest thing when I'm in the bathroom. If I'm standing at the toilet they grab at my sweats and literally jump inside of them. Yesterday I had both Cider AND Dot rolling around inside my pants.
OK, now that we're done with the things you never really needed to know...
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:30 PM
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| 1. WAAAAAAAY too much information! |
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:32 PM
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That is hilarious! Two of our cats like to jump into our pants as we sit on the throne, but fortunately there's no room for them to peek over the edge of the seat.
I'm going to send this to Mrs. V. and ask her to post the tale of her former roommate, his bathrobe, and a kitten . . . .
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:04 PM
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| 12. Before I Left East Tennessee |
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to move to the Washington, DC area I had a male housemate. Robert, Sharon and I had (between the 3 of us) 3 cats and two dogs. One of the cats was a Russian Blue kitten named Smoky; he was a mischievous little thing, always into something he should be leaving alone.
One morning I heard Robert scream in pain. He was in the kitchen, and I thought he might have burned himself. Nope.
He was in his bathrobe, nothing on underneath, and Smoky had climbed up inside Robert's robe and decided to play. I don't know if Smoky bit, batted, or both, and I was torn between my concern for Robert and my impending uproarious laughter over the absurdity of the situation.
Robert wasn't seriously injured ('cept maybe for his pride) and Smoky lived to see another day. I think Robert probably learned to wear his boxers under his robe, too!
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:08 PM
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| 13. hahaha ow! hahaha ow! hahahaha OW! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 06:09 PM by Richardo
I truly do not know whether to laugh or cringe. Los manly-parts no se gustan the kitty claws... :o OW!!
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:17 PM
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| 15. You need to read REP's story... |
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:42 PM
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| 16. She's A Beautiful Kitty |
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She looks a lot like our Petey. I'm glad she found a good home.
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:33 PM
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| 3. Did you give kitty a bath? |
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If you did, I'll bet that was fun!
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:35 PM
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| 7. I took a warm, wet rag... |
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And washed his face and ears. He seemed to enjoy it.
MUCH better than the shower, I'm sure.
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:34 PM
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:34 PM
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| 5. a golden shower on a pussy? |
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not like THAT hasn't happened before :D
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:41 PM
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:34 PM
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| Awright! Take it to the felines, my brother! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 05:36 PM by Richardo
After all the so-called "accidents" around our house, some within clear view of a clean litter box, I say 'bout time them kitties got a taste of their own medicine*... :evilgrin:
*I know I know - an unfortunate choice of phrase...but I mean it, dammit!
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:34 PM
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| 6. Bestial golden showers! |
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I'm sure there's a name for that.
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:55 PM
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I sense an episode of CSI for next season here....Furrys who like Golden Showers....
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:03 PM
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| 11. Same thing happened in our house |
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Not me, my partner, peed on our new cat. Apparently, the Ragdoll breed really has this thing for water, so he liked to stick his head in the toilet bowl at any opportunity. One day he went unnocticed and got a (golden) shower for his trouble. He no longer does the toilet bowl thing, now it the shower, sinks, dumping the water bowl, etc.
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:12 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 06:12 PM by m-jean03
I'm sure he'd come up with a nice name for it, preferably one of an homophobic fundy repug senator...:D Let's see, who's left to pick from?
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Tue Mar-16-04 04:44 AM
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| 19. A name for that? I'm sure there are websites devoted to it... |
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Mon Mar-15-04 06:00 PM
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he didnt take a swipe at the source!!!
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Mon Mar-15-04 09:52 PM
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| 17. Turnabout is fair play |
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I'd keep an extra close eye on the cat for the next several weeks...
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Tue Mar-16-04 04:40 AM
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I'm sleeping with my eyes open!
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Tue Mar-16-04 04:47 AM
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we have two dogs - an airdale and a greyhound, the greyhound is a bit taller
took the dogs out to do their "business". The airdale (female) was sniffing around on the ground and stuck her head under the greyhound(male) just as the greyhound started peeing...
yeeeewwwww...had to give the airdale a quick washdown on her head
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