When the Bicycle Ballet Went Bust (or, Wrong Way Lefty) pic heavy

[BuelahWitch]

Taterguy's Asynchronous Bicycle Ballet was ready to debut it's World Tour at the Lied Center in Lawrence, KS



But that wasn't enough to get LeftyFingerPop to leave his Super Secret Undisclosed Location


But when he heard the world famous Rock Chalkettes were the opening act


He grabbed his favorite pasties and booked the first flight to Kansas City.


Taterguy and his Mrs. arrived in town to find tickets to the show had sold out. Lawrence LOVES it some Asynchronous Bicycle Ballet!


I waited for Lefty to arrive and escort me to the big show


The Lawrence PD was also waiting for Lefty


And welcomed him to our fair city in its own special fashion.


On the way to my place, Lefty stopped to deliver a message from Graywarrior to a student of her International Correspondence School for Duck-nappers.


The duck discourse lasted longer than expected, so Lefty decided to cut corners by hitting a one way street-the wrong way.


Everyone involved was going to Taterguy's show, but instead ended up...


The few who made it had a really good time though.


I was still waiting for Lefty


So I called our local telephone company and talked to Eulalia in customer service.


She told me that Lefty had gotten a police escort out of town.


Poor Taterguy, a broken man, sold all the bikes, canceled the tour and drank his way into oblivion...

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Bwhahahahahaha!!!

Great job!!!

Well, I guess that it is a good thing that I was not able to escort you...I'm not sure you would have wanted to be seen with a man wearing those pasties!

You have a good imagination, Buelah...I enjoyed this very much!!

:yourock: :hug:

[BuelahWitch]

2. Thanks kiddo!

I hope this helps you with your garbage in the brain block! :hi:

[taterguy]

3. Once again, thanks for not posting any of the weird pics

Your discretion is greatly appreciated.

:yourock:

[BuelahWitch]

9. What happens in Lawrence STAYS in Lawrence!

;) I'm just sorry you had to abandon your World Tour.

[taterguy]

16. Next time I'm starting my World Tour in Poughkeepsie

[madinmaryland]

18. Hey! Stay away from Poughkeepsie, Francis! That's where my wife

is from!

[taterguy]

21. Who the fuck are you? Wendell Scott?

[BuelahWitch]

25. I think that LeftyFingerPop is banned in Poughkeepsie

Besides they don't have any Rock Chalkettes for him to join up with!

[taterguy]

27. Is he banned from Pigeon Forge?

I hear the peeks there are stunning.

[BuelahWitch]

28. I'm not sure. I think he has a little map that's marked with all the places where he's banned

Maybe he will show it to us one day...;-)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

4. What a great story

and the pictures! Thanks for posting this BuelahWitch. I needed the laugh :toast:

[BuelahWitch]

10. I buy discs of old pictures and postcards on eBay

Most of the pictures aren't really funny, but every so often you find a gem.

[Blue_Tires]

5. it would REALLY be entertaining watching those bikes try

to navigate the steep hilly sections of KU's campus...

[graywarrior]

6. I can't tell you how great it is to be included in with the likes of total fucking weirdness

It's duck fucking lunacy and I'm having multiples over it.

[taterguy]

7. Wouldn't be the first or last time you've had multiples with me and Lefty

[graywarrior]

8. How true

[BuelahWitch]

24. Whenever I see ducks now, I think of you. It can't be helped

I saw that little boy holding the ducks and was going to call him your "disciple," but that sounded too much like a religion. But you never know, you'd get a hefty tax break!
Would you like to be North America's Foremost Duck Guru? :shrug:

[Bucky]

11. This post would retire the DUzys if it only had a few cowbells in it

[BuelahWitch]

12. I'm sorry, I have no cowbell

Only a cow...

[NJmaverick]

13. Masterful storying telling

I give it two thumbs up

[BuelahWitch]

14. Thank you!

:hi:

[SteppingRazor]

15. Sounds like the whole thing was a serious clusterfuck ... but what do you expect out of Lawrence?

(Too obvious that I went to Mizzou?) ;)

[BuelahWitch]

26. Lawrence didn't do it on its own it had help from LeftyFingerPop

I didn't grow up here so I'm oblivious to the sports rivalries. :hi:

[DeepBlueC]

17. A tragic but compelling story

Thank you for the catharsis. :cry:

[BuelahWitch]

23. A blow to asynchronous bicycle ballet enthusiasts everywhere!

:cry:

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Teehee!

[Kali]

20. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OMG another fabulous, hilarious story (that is the second, right? I haven;'t missed any have I?
:rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[BuelahWitch]

22. Yes, only the second

Thanks Kali! :hi: