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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:11 AM
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Is it weird to have no nipples or a belly button?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:12 AM
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1. No! Who told you that?
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:13 AM
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2. Angelina Jolie
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:15 AM
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3. Adam (from the Bible) probably shouldn't have had either of those.
He's the only one though.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:16 AM
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4. Why wouldnt he have nipples?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:21 AM
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5. Why would he?
Men only have them because of the genetic influence from their mother, and for the fact that at one point we are physically identical to females in the womb. Adam had neither of these. He was a super-charged man, baby!
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:23 AM
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6. Was he the manliest man?
Did he chop down trees with his bare hand and wear flannel shirts and blue jeans?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:26 AM
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8. Meh... I'd kick his ass.
He'd be all like "I don't wear clothes because I have no concept of sin" and then I'd stomp him in the sack. Winner, me!
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:28 AM
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9. Who was the first midget?
Was he the manliest midget there was?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:23 AM
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7. Not if you're an Anthean
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 08:38 AM
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10. Dude could use some eyedrops, though.
Bausch & Lomb make some good OTC allergy-relief drops that I could recommend.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 09:12 AM
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11. It's pretty common among space aliens disguised as humans.
Why do you ask?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 09:32 AM
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12. i have nipples
could you milk me?
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