I am diabolical!

[hyphenate]

Cue the horror music in the background, with a big "mmmmwwwaahaahaa!"

Yes, tonight I didn't feed my two children--instead, I drugged them both, which they greedily accepted and even further wanted more!

The drug made them loopy, with dilated pupils and mellowed them at the same time! I loved to watch them roll around on their backs on the floor, putting their noses into the drug, and getting completely blitzed!!

Okay, well, the "drug" is legal, and these children are furry and four-legged. I gave them some catnip which I just found I had the other day, and even though I've had it for awhile, it was nice and pungent and worked its magic well.

I did tell the boy--aren't boys of all species more rabblerousers than the girls?--I didn't want him drinking tonight, nor driving either! He kind of wobbled away after jumping off the bed to find a spot to crash in.

*snicker*

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. That's funny -

I did the same thing to myself. With brownies.....................

[MissMillie]

2. stoned kittehs are fun

great entertainment.