Trekies- what would be your all star crew?

[NJmaverick]

who would be the-

Captian-

First Officer-

Doctor-

Engineer-

Security Officer-

Pilot-

Navagator-

[Bucky]

1. Well, none of those brats, certainly

Captain- Kirk, of course - Ben Sisko is a very distant second place as understudy. Very distant. Janeway, Archer, and that French dude were shitty captains.

First Officer- Tripp I don't think he ever reached command rank, but he had more brains than any other Trek character besides Spock. Plus he nailed that Vulcan Seven of Nine chick.

Doctor- McCoy, who cures everything - Understudy would be Zimmerman, the guy the hologram Doctor was based on. If he's good enough to doctor the whole fleet, he's gotta be okay.

Engineer- Spock, who half the time had to tell Scotty how to do his damn job. Understudy: a sleeper--Klinger from MASH

Security Officer- Sulu, with swords - Worf might be an okay back up, if he weren't such a pussy. So back up is Tuvok from Voyager.

Pilot- Deanna Troy, if she can just feel evil, maybe she could manage to steer around it. No other helmsman in all five series ever managed that. Plus her boobs would jiggle while she steers. Understudy would be Uhura, who also has big boobs.

Navigator- Harry Kim, the most Trekkie-like Trek character. Hell, he probably joined StarFleet at the big annual San Diego Trek Convention. As a back up, Dr. Richard Daystrom's M5 Multitronic, that all seeing all knowing computer that took over the Enterprise once and blew up another federation star ship just to show how badass it was. But don't blame the computer for killing all those astronauts; that was always that nutjob Daystrom's fault.

[Ian David]

15. Harry Kim? You mean the guy who got Voyager lost? n/t

[Strong Atheist]

2. It would include

Lieutenant Saavik

and


Sub-Commander T'Pol

double Rowr!!!!!!

[NJmaverick]

3. No Seven of Nine?

[Strong Atheist]

4. I suppose, but she did not have

pointed ears... (rowr!)

[NJmaverick]

10. true, but she has other attributes

;-)

[Strong Atheist]

12. Ah. I like Vulcans, and elves, and others w/pointed ears. Very

sexy...

[Deep13]

5. okay...

Captain- Hillary Clinton

First Officer- Spock (the Vulcan, not the doctor)

Doctor- That grouchy old guy from the new Battlestar Galactica

Engineer- Kaylee from Firefly

Security Officer- Stereotypical Irish cop.

Pilot- James Lovell

Navigator- Han Solo

[NewJeffCT]

6. My picks

Captain - Kirk, though Picard would be 2nd, and I think all of them were pretty good.

First Officer - Spock just because he's the best.

Doctor - McCoy dammit, he's a doctor.

Engineer - Scotty , though I like Geordi sometimes

Security - Worf way better than Tasha Yar

Pilot - Sulu? is there really a pilot?

Navigator - Chekhov is he really a navigator?

And, of course, Uhura, 7 of 9 & T'Pol are all special advisers to the captain.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Mine:

Captain- Me, of course. Call Me Wesley Crusher ;)

First Officer- Benjamin Sisko

Doctor- Joe (EMH.) Hey, he never gets sick unless there's a holo-emitter malfunction.

Engineer- B’Elanna Torres (she gets the work done or makes others getting the work done.) As a backup: Scotty. Just for drinking games 'n stuff. "It's green."

Security Officer- Seven Of Nine

Pilot- Chakotay. He piloted the Maquis ship, so he knows when to run.

Navigator- Data. All these star maps handy in one positronic brain!

[NJmaverick]

8. Why Ben as your first officer?

[Call Me Wesley]

9. I'd have him as Captain,

but the middle chair is mine! I always liked him; he could be diplomatic, spiritual and a bad ass, and he has run a whole station, so a ship will be quite easy going for him. :hi:

And with Seven Of Nine on my bridge, Kirk would never even move the ship anywhere, just linger in Orbit and look at her. Janeway, well, I don't want to end up in the Gamma quadrant just because she wants it. Bad decisions!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Saavik (both), Kamala, Vash, Robin Lefler, Troi, Bev Crusher, Keiko O'Brien

I think that would be a hell of a crew.

Me as captain, obviously.

[NJmaverick]

13. My Crew

Captain- Kirk, the man just knew how to win

First Officer- Spock, there could be no other

Doctor- McCoy supplimented with the Voyager Holo Program

Engineer- Jordi, the guy may not have been as much fun as Scotty, but he kept things running

Security Officer- Warf, the guy ruled in two series

Pilot- Ensign Kim, the guy needs to feel wanted

Navigator- Data (See TCMW for why)

[Mr. Ected]

14. Well, I'd prefer a more vapid and comedic approach to ST, sooooo.....

Captain - Chris Elliott
1st Officer - Emo Phillips
Doctor - Carrot Top
Engineer - Buddy Hackett
Security Officer - Gallagher
Pilot - Steven Wright
Navigator - Steve Martin

And generally, all around sick bay and the captain's log - Megan Fox