Man caught in the buff at N. Indiana cemetery

[Blue_Tires]

ELKHART, Ind. (AP) -- A 51-year-old man told a police officer he was naked in a northern Indiana cemetery because he had taken off his wet clothes after checking on his in-laws' grave and then wanted a closer look at some flowers. The officer was off duty and jogging through Rice Cemetery in Elkhart Sunday afternoon when he saw the naked man get into a truck and drive away. The officer later tracked down the Mishawaka man from his license plate number.

The man said he had been golfing all day and that he undressed in his truck because his underwear was wet. He said he left his truck naked to look at the flowers because he did not have his glasses.

He was arrested on a preliminary misdemeanor charge of public indecency.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_NAKED_IN_CEMETERY?SITE=VARIT&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2009-07-14-21-00-17

that's his story and he's sticking to it...

[NJmaverick]

1. Well you can't visit a grave in wet underwear

What else could have have done?

[Orsino]

2. I'm sure he's sticking to it...

...if his truck has vinyl seat covers.

[rcrush]

3. Was there a pentagram and a dead goat lying near by?

[Initech]

4. Closet necrophiliac?

[TrogL]

5. That's just stupid enough to be true

You try driving in wet clothes. The last thing you need is more distractions.

[qnr]

6. What, did the residents object? n/t