My first hatemail

[Oregone]

Well, Ive been posting for a while and almost begging for hatemail at every turn, but lo and behold, its taken years for my asinine comments to come to fruition. I can't help but remark how frustrating it has been. But finally, I think I can truly state I earned membership to an elite crowd. I not only received hatemail, but death threats and a load of other great content; it almost makes me proud. No matter what you say of this individual, they have a knack for writing and truly make up for all the missed hate messages that I could have received. If only every great hatemailer could produce such quality literature that leaves you riveted, proud, and yearning for more of their words:

"retard
From: (may his tombstoned identity be hidden)
Date: Jul-16-09 10:01 AM
Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. Fucking bitch

I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.
Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. Fucking bitch

I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot

Shut the fuck up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit."

(I hope Im not violating the TOS by sharing this beautiful doosey)

[Shell Beau]

1. I think someone else got the same exact PM. Taverner I believe.

That is wacked! Just crazy! That person obviously has issues.

[Oregone]

3. The EXACT same? Now I feel cheated on.

I don't feel so special. Are you sure it was the same? They didn't tailor anything in mine specifically for me? I feel a bit jealous. Used. I just don't know what to say.

[Shell Beau]

4. Here ya go!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6064469


Scroll down some and he shows what was PMd!

[Oregone]

5. Totally pissed. Taverner got more

Maybe he started with me and added more later? :(

[Shell Beau]

6. He got a little extra love in his!

Seriously, that is one disturbed individual!

[suninvited]

13. Taverner and Horse with no Name..

or something like that.

LOVELY NEW PICTURE , SHELL !!!

[Shell Beau]

22. Thanks!!

:)

[PassingFair]

2. And just HOW LONG have you been corresponding with my husband?

Kidding.

What a TOOL!

[redqueen]

7. Wow... that's... something.

I've had my share of hate mail, but nothing so violent. And the two incidents that stand out the most were from long-time DUers. :P

[rurallib]

8. dissappointing. Don't they usually say "God Bless you" at the end?

Coburn did the other day after calling Sotomayor less than human for 10 minutes.
Isn't that the Christian thing to do?

[seemunkee]

9. Actually you are the third

there was another person in GD that got the same thing

[Lasher]

15. Make it four.

I got the very same fan mail yesterday at 06:05 AM. It was from lk2550. I looked the person up expecting a tombstone in their profile, but no such user name exists.

[Madrone]

10. bwahaha!

Somebody has "issues."

Isn't it adorable when weenies try to puff themselves up with profanity and threats of violence? Don't they understand it doesn't make them scary, it only further verifies their weenie status?

[BlueJazz]

11. He's the kind of Boy you'd like to take home to Mama. Here's Mama >>>

[DarkTirade]

12. Aww, I feel left out.

Worst PM a troll ever sent me was a projection-filled one accusing me of doing the things he was doing. Within ten minutes of said PM he'd already been tombstoned.

[stewartcolbert08]

LMAO

wow the rage! Sounds like a letter from my ex boyfriend! LOL CONGRATULATIONS!!! :CHEERS: PS did I mention that this person sounds like they need some serious help?

[stewartcolbert08]

14. LMAO

wow the rage! Sounds like a letter from my ex boyfriend! LOL CONGRATULATIONS!!! :toast: PS did I mention that this person sounds like they need some serious help?

[petronius]

16. Pathetic. Probably had one hand down his pants while he typed all that out...

:eyes:

[noamnety]

17. I got some really nasty hatemail once

from someone I pissed off in the photo group of all places!

:rofl:

It was quite lovely, ending with "Have a nice day you disgusting motherfucker."

(they're tombstoned now as well)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. holy hell...

:wtf: :rofl: :o

[av8rdave]

19. How does one earn hate mail like that? I have yet to receive any

:(

[Lasher]

23. It wasn't earned, it appears to be random.

Check out the wording, English doesn't appear to be this person's first language. Just a wild guess but I'm thinking these messages might have been hacked in.

[backtoblue]

20. Serial killers in prison should not be allowed to spam...

scary shit to get in a PM, aye?

[dana_b]

21. anger management!!

jeezus!! I hope this person is getting it out of his/her system through the internet and not going to live out his/her fantasies in the real world.