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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 12:20 PM
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Bad guys who can't hit the broadside of a barn with automatic weapons...
But good guys who are deadly accurate with a pistol while standing on their heads.

Name a movie clichè that you can't stand
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 12:25 PM
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1. You mean like the Storm Troopers?
They couldn't hit shit.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 12:28 PM
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2. I watched M:I 2 again last night
Tom Cruise NEVER missed and all the bad guys couldn't shoot straight with HK sub machine guns

They were the worst henchmen in the world
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X_Digger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 12:32 PM
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3. Shotguns that throw people back when shot..
.. but don't throw the shooter back the same amount.. (equal and opposite reaction, etc)

How about views through binoculars that show the 'double circle' image..

Or getting a busy signal when someone hangs up on you on the phone..

Or kids who can hack any pc, guess any password on the first try, and monitors that are so bright they project an image of what you're typing onto your face..
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-17-09 12:36 PM
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4. Animals that only attack the bad guys, not the good guys...
See monkeys in Indiana Jones 4
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