Is it too early to finally admit that Obama was born in Kenya and his BC is a fake?

[MrScorpio]

Despite the birthers I-Told-You-So's, I think that we should finally credit "Plan Obama" as our success.

Hail Obama!

[Mr. Ected]

1. I think late 2014 may be a better time to reveal our vast conspiracy

And when do you think they'll discover that Justice Sotomajor is actually a space creature with human skin?

[KamaAina]

2. zOMG! So I've been living in Kenya for the past eight years?

Who knew? And I haven't seen a single cricket match or gone on safari or even had any of that AA coffee!

[Frank Cannon]

3. The most ingenious part of that plan was when Marty McFly and Doc Brown...

put the "birth announcement" in the Hawaiian newspaper. That was a master stroke.

[MrScorpio]

5. I knew that time travelling DeLorean would come in handy for something nt

[HopeHoops]

17. How do you think DeLorean scored all that cocaine?

And what do you think he ran it on? That Mr. Compost thingie just LOVED it some cocaine!

On Edit: Wasn't it called "Mr. Fusion" or something? Either way, talk about bio-fuel!

[Burma Jones]

4. Next you'll want to disclose that he's really a Wise Latina

Shhhhhhhhhh

[LuckyTheDog]

6. We should move slowly

First, we should reveal our secret socialist agenda. That'll help prepare the populace for the rest.

[LynneSin]

7. Damnit, next you'll tell me Obama was part of the conspiracy to kill JFK Jr.

And Specter wanted to join our party

[madinmaryland]

8. No, that's the Clenis you are thinking of.

[LynneSin]

10. I think the Clenis was responsible for the Cowboys choking 44-6 last year

Something was making those boys choke!

[madinmaryland]

13. The Power of the Clenis. Of course that same power has also kept the Eagles

from EVER winning a Super Bowl!

[MrScorpio]

9. We have keep some secrets

BTW, you need to renew your Grassy Knoll Club membership card

[Sanity Claws]

11. This post belongs in GD

I think you'll get a much bigger response over there.

[MrScorpio]

14. Then after 20 posts they'll shoot it over here

That's how they work

[Sanity Claws]

16. My post was a joke

GD is a mean nasty place, IMHO. They would have ripped you apart because of your post.

[Bucky]

12. Shhh, you're supposed to wait until after we finish "Operation Fluoridation"

[cherish44]

15. His real birth certificate is being guarded by Fluffy

They'll never get it! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!11!1111!!!!!!!!!

[mix]

18. Kenya? I thought it was Africa?