Most mischievous thing you ever did

[KamaAina]

Why should pets have all the fun? :evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

1. No comment until the statute of limitations runs out.

:evilgrin:

[rurallib]

17. Yep me too. But it was hilarious.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

2. I did quite a few actually

the most amusing was calling Jack and Rexella Van Impe's show and trying to order one of their "666 the number of the beast" books and when they asked me my name I said "Bill Z. Bub" A quick shocked silence and then CLICK.

We laughed for a good 20 minutes.

[CreekDog]

3. At the "Sing Along Sound of Music" at a theater in San Francisco...

They handed out these champagne poppers (among other party favors) and told us to pop the poppers when Maria and the Captain finally kiss. I did not pop mine at that point.

I waited until Rolf pulled his gun on the captain in the graveyard near the end of the movie.

it was a lot louder than i thought it would be. :hide:

the audience gasped in shock! :rofl:

did they think this version had a different ending? director's cut? :wtf:

my friends wanted to crawl under their seats but i stand by my decision. :patriot:

[TZ]

9. HAHAHA

thats pretty good.

Me..A couple coworkers and I handcuffed a naked blow up doll to a coworkers car while he was inside eating his birthday lunch at Hooters (that we took him to)

[CreekDog]

12. Oooo I like that

I had a girlfriend in college that filled my car to the roof with confetti. :wtf:

I'm a little bit of a neat freak, which is part of why she thought it would be funny.

:rofl:

[TZ]

14. LOL!

I bet you had a blast cleaning that up!!:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

4. Swapped two MG's in the neighborhood one neight.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. another confession~chunk style~

when I was 10, I would go over to my friend Tracy's house and we would prank call people we had pre-selected from the phone book as couples and I would pretend to be a hostess at the most exclusive restaurant in town while Tracy and some other friends were clanging dishes in the background so it sounded like a real restaurant and I would tell the woman who answered the phone that I was sorry but we had to cancel the reservation her husband made because the restaurant was overbooked...I'm going to hell. I know it.

[Archae]

6. I didn't, but a friend of mine did...

The minister was using in his sermon a well-worn phrase (which I no longer remember) about the "voice of the Lord" or whatnot, and a friend of mine cut a noisy one at that moment. :rofl:

Even the minister couldn't finish the sermon because he couldn't stop laughing.

But I used a rubber band on the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink, and my Mom chased me 4 blocks while wet. :rofl:

[kimmerspixelated]

7. I once put a Vote for Goldwater sticker on a neighbors car,

and they drove around for a long time before noticing they seemed to be cheering on the opp. party. I was young...

[KamaAina]

8. One night, someone was blocking my friends in at a street festival

and (no surprise here) had Bush/Cheney bumper stickers.

Emphasis on had. :evilgrin:

edit: spelling

[rucky]

10. I moved construction barrels and completely blocked a road.

[cwydro]

11. In junior high, we turned all the escalators off in the mall.

It was hilarious watching people halfway up (or down) look around when it stopped.

The one in Belks was alarmed.

We ran like rabbits.:rofl:

[elocs]

13. Married couple, friends of mine, parents of my best friend and I came and went in their house

like one of their kids. There was a fresh seafood store in the area and they sold live lobsters. I bought one and when nobody was home I put it under the covers in their bed near the feet where the wife slept. The next day when I came the husband said they almost had to take his wife to the psych ward because someone had put a big crab in their bed.

I didn't volunteer any information nor confess and nobody thought to ask me outright if I had done it. One of the middle son's friends had crashed on their couch that night and they assumed that he had done it. It was actually years before anybody flat out asked me if I had done it and then I plead the 5th.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. I put a rubber cut-off hand in a bag of potato chips and left it for my coworker to steal.

He had a bad habit of stealing others' food. Never asked, just helped himself.

So I set him up by putting said hand in said bag and put it in the file cabinet of the office manager where he knew she kept a stash of junk food. I told her of course to act "normal" and not to touch my bag of chips.

He came into her office and went right for the filing cabinet. Do I know my marks . . . .

He had one handful of chips in his cheeks like a chipmunk with his hand in the bag for #2 when his fingers intertwined with those on the hand. Notwithstanding he was a doctor, he was awfully surprised. And outraged. And went to the boss, but no proof I did it.

On his last day at the office, I proudly wore a happy-face t-shirt with a red slash through the logo and a caption that said "Have a Nice Day Somewhere Else!"

And I would do it again today.

[Shell Beau]

16. I guess it has to be stealing people's house for sale signs, any road contruction gear,

TPing houses,etc. Things like that!

[frogmarch]

18. I hate this, but

one Halloween night when I was in middle school my friends and I went to the sale barn and held a paper sack under a bull's tail and collected fresh poop. Then we put the gooey sack of poop on our history teacher's doorstep. I set it on fire. The idea was that he'd see the small flame on his porch and stomp it out, getting poop all over his shoes.

Unfortunately, I didn't think the flame was big enough (the poop was pretty wet) and poured gasoline on it and almost burned his house down. :-0

I don't know what possessed us to choose him as our target anyway, since he was our favorite teacher.

[applegrove]

19. I was on my way to a Halloween party with my friends one night when

we stopped at a house and asked for candy. We were 16 years old. Way to old to be out trick or treating.